If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she don't like me
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
(You must be a lesbian)

I'm at a party, I'm a girl machine
I'm gonna have sex with them all, if you know what I mean
It's like a sweet sixteen but the girls are eighteen
And I can't wait to peel em like a tangerine

I'm gonna g... go down on em like a submarine
Submarines are fun he he he he heee
I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm
But before I can start I hear a rape alarm

It's going
I can't feel my ears I think they're bleeding
From the
I can't work out why the girls are screaming

I'm the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls

I still hear the
Maybe if I let her she would me with a
I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me

I'm the best looking boy in sight no hang on
I bet she likes boobies right?

If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she don't like me
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
(You must be a lesbian)

If a girl wont kiss
(She's taking the piss)
Or get down with this
(I can't believe it)
If she doesn't fancy me
She must bat for the other team

Take two, it's my rapping debut
I'm having trouble trying to find a better girl to pursue
I'm like a fire truck WHAT! Full of muscley guys?
I meant a pun where I'd compare the hose to my size

And then I see her, and I start feeling sick
I say my name is Pogo, you want to jump on my stick?
I woo her with my words, ask if I can poker face?
She doesn't see the funny side and sprays my face with mace

It's going
I can't feel my eyes I think they're bleeding
From the
I can't work out why the girl is screaming

I'm the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls

I still feel the
Maybe she could me up mywith a

I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me

I'm the best looking boy in sight holy smokes
I bet she likes boobies right?

We are two boys and were looking for two girls
They are two girls lets talk to the girls
How are you? what's your name
I try to talk but I just came
In my pants, I am sad
Chatting up girls is really rad.


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    Lyric CorrectionThis song is fantastic

    Also, it's:
    If a girl wont kiss
    (She's taking the piss)
    Or get down with this
    (I can't believe it)

    And once or twice he says:
    If she don't give me the eye
    She must drive on the other side

    =)
    Silverdewon September 23, 2010   Link

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