"Are You Fucking Kidding Me?" as written by and Kate Miller-heidke....
They say everyone should have their heart broken at least once,
That that is how you grow emotionally,
Well, I have been misused by many, many, many, men,
But nothing can compare to how you treated me,
At times it really felt as though the pain was here to stay,
And though it's many years ago I feel it to this day,

And now
You want to be my friend on Facebook
Are you fucking kidding me?

All the memories are coming back to me now
All the ways you stole the light from my eyes
I traveled so far just to get away from you,
'Till this morning's freind request surprise
At times it really felt as though
I'd never smile again
You narcissistic asshole, oh, you nasty, nasty man

And now
You want to be my friend on Facebook
Are you fucking kidding?

I don't want to know
What kind of cocktail you are,
Or which member of the Beatles
Or which 1950's movie star
I don't give a toss
If you're a ninja or a pirate
I suspect you'd be a pirate,
But I don't want to verify it
And I don't give a shit
What your stripper name is
Or if your kitty had a litter
Look, just follow me on Twitter,
I don't care about your family tree
And I certainly don't want you porking me!

(Again)

So now
You want to be my friend on Facebook
Oh, you fucking fucking fuck

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Lyrics submitted by penguinlogick, edited by Mirra99

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    General CommentNO! IT'S NOT PORKING! IT'S POKING! IT'S POKING! HAVEN'T YOU BEEN ON FACEBOOK BEFORE!?
    Who porks people on facebook?

    ...
    Yes, change it pleez
    BrEnNo1023on June 14, 2010   Link

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