[MC Confusing]
Other rappers are comprehensible, not me
First on the mic, MC Confusing!
I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black
It's a fact, I got more rhymes than Zach Braff takin' a nap
I attack mothafuckas wearin' purple backpacks
And I snack on towel racks then take a sh!t on your track
Yeah you're whack, 'cause everybody understands what you say
But when I get on the mic I make milk out of clay
And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste
And I say karate pencil case then put it on tape

[MC Insecure]
Yo I'm MC Insecure, what's up?
I really don't think that I'm good enough
To be rhymin' on this track 'cause my lyrics suck
All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck
It took me 7 months to write the first part of my verse
And now I got nothin' left so I'll pretend that I got hurt
(Ow! Ahh, I think I sprained my ankle.
You guys go ahead and finish the song without me.)

[MC Amnesia]
Yo MC Amnesia up in this bitch
Woke up 5 days ago lyin' in a ditch
Didn't know who I was, I couldn't remember sh!t
Apparently something happened that was tra-ma-tic
I used to have more rhymes but I can't remember them
Seriously, I'm freakin' out, I can't remember anything
What's my mothafuckin' name?
(Seriously, does anyone know what my name is?)

[MC Public Urination]
Yo I'm MC Public Urination, what what
I take a fckin' piss on the fckin' sidewalk
Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my c0ck
And empty my bladder while you mothafuckas watch
You other MCs can't handle this sh!t
You're just a little bitch, 'fraid to pee in public
You run into a toilet every time you have to piss
Yo, fck that sh!t, I just whip out my dick

[MC Fatigue]
Yo MC Fatigue, yeah that's me
Everytime I grab the mic I fckin' fall asleep

[Chorus Guy]
I'm the guy who sings the chorus
(It breaks up the song)
My part is kinda boring
(I wish that I could go home)
But they're payin' me to sing the chorus
(And I really need the cash)
'Cause I'm unemployed at the moment
(Just moved back in with my dad)

[MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is]
Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is
Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss
She said "Let's go to your place, I'll suck your dick."
I said, "Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic."

[MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily]
Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily
My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini
You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies
Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity
Which I didn't really like 'cause I don't like Charlie Sheen
Well I guess in Hot Shots he was kinda funny
But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun
You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson
Which is kinda weird knowin' what he did after that
Wait, what was I sayin'? I think I got side-tracked

[MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3]
Yo I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3
I really liked those movies but the 4th disappointed me
Danny Glover, Mel Gibson, and Joe Pesci
Why did they have to make a 4th? They had a perfect trilogy

[MC Lethal Weapon 4]
MC Lethal Weapon 4, that's me
I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3
Although I agree that it is a ground-breakin' trilogy
The 4th was also good, they added Chris Rock and Jet Li

[MC Sh!t My Pants Frequently]
Yo I'm MC Sh!t My Pants Frequently
It usually happens when I'm walkin' down the street
Or when I'm hangin' out with some fly ass hoes
There we go, thank god I brought a change of clothes

[MC Final Verse]
Yo I'm the MC with the final verse
I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard
But mothafuckas, I don't really have the time
So fuck that and go back to the chorus guy

[Chorus Guy]
I'm still singin' the chorus
(Thank god wer're almost done)
I hate singin' the chorus
(It's such a boring fuckin' job)
I'm gonna take my 40 bucks
(That's what they're payin' me)
And I'm gonna go get really drunk
(Masterbate then go to sleep)


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    Lyric Correction

    These lyrics are full of errors and is even missing a line in MC Confusing's verse. Here's the corrected version:


    Other rappers are comprehensible, not me First on the mic, MC Confusing

    I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black It's a fact, I got more rhymes than Zach Braff takin' a nap I attack motherfuckers wearin' purple backbacks And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track Yeah you're whack 'cause everybody understands what you say But when I get on the mic I make milk outta clay And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste And I say "karate pencilcase" and put it on tape

    Yo, I'm MC Insecure, what's up? I really don't think that I'm good enough to be rhyming on this track 'cause my lyrics suck All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck It took me 7 months to write the first part of my verse And now I've got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got hurt (Ow! I think I sprained my ankle! You guys go ahead and finish the song without me)

    Yo, MC Amnesia, up in this bitch Woke up five days ago lying in a ditch Didn't know who I was, I couldn't remember shit Apparently something happened that was traumatic I used to have more rhymes but I can't remember them Seriously I'm freaking out I can't remember anything! WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKING NAME? (Seriously, does anyone know what my name is?)

    Yo, I'm MC Public Urination, what what? I'll take a fucking piss on the fucking sidewalk Anytime anyplace I just whip out my cock And empty my bladder while you motherfuckers watch You other MCs can't handle this shit You're just a little bitch afraid to pee in public You're running to a toilet every time you have to piss Yo, fuck that shit, I just whip out my dick

    Yo, MC Fatigue, yeah that's me. Everytime I grab the mic I fuckin fall asleep (snoring)

    [MC Chorus Guy] I'm the guy who sings the chorus (It breaks up the song) My part is kinda boring (I wish that I could go home) But they're paying me to sing the chorus (And I really need the cash) 'Cause I'm unemployed at the moment (Just moved back in with my dad)

    Yo, I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss She said "Let's go to yo place, I'll suck your dick" I said "Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic"

    Yo I'm MC Gets Sidetracked Easily My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity Which I didn't really like 'cause I don't like Charlie Sheen Well I guess in Hot Shots he was kinda funny But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson Which is kinda weird knowing what he did after that Wait, what was I saying? I think I got sidetracked

    Yo, I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, and 3 I really liked those movies but the fourth disappointed me Danny Glover, Mel Gibson, and Joe Pesci Why did they have to make a fourth? They had a perfect trilogy

    MC Lethal Weapon 4, that's me I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 and 3 Although I agree it is a groundbreaking trilogy The fourth was also good, they added Chris Rock and Jet Li

    Yo, I'm MC Shit My Pants Frequently It usually happens when I'm walkin' down the street Or when I'm hanging out with some fly-ass hoes There we go! Thank God I brought a change of clothes

    Yo, I'm the MC with the Final Verse I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard But motherfuckers I don't really have the time So fuck that and cut back to the chorus guy

    [MC Chorus Guy] I'm still singing the chorus (Thank God we're almost done) I hate singing the chorus (Such a boring fucking job) I'm gonna take my forty bucks (That's what they're paying me) And I'm gonna go get really drunk (Masturbate then go to sleep)

    Smoke_Rulzon April 03, 2012   Link

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