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As soon as I heard this song, I fell in love with it! It's high-larious :) and plus, I really like 3OH!3 so it's like my new favest song! Oh, and the lyrics are definitely, "Boy, c'mon, get my rocks off!" I think that Ke$ha is really mocking this entire scene from a guy's point of view. For girls, it's not until you're shitfaced that you realize your standards regarding sexual relationships measure up completely with most guys' SOBER standards. As in, we get drunk and lose a few of the inhibitions that we think we're supposed to have, so we're now more aware of our primal sex drives, and can relate more to ANY guy who doesn't have the same inhibitions as most girls (that is, the feeling that we must LOVE someone to act on our sexual desires). Guys KNOW that girls are more emotionally driven, so they pull stupid lines that they THINK we wanna hear in order to hang with them, like, "Sooo, what's your middle name?" And we're thinking this whole time, "WOW like you REALLY care!" Because when we're really drunk, we think, "Guys don't have to act like they want a relationship in order to have fun" because hey, we're so inebriated that we just don't have the time or desire or composure to comprehend the small talk that it takes in order to form the relationship anyway! I really don't think VERY many girls think, "Oh, I'm gonna go out and get hammered tonight and find my next hubbie!" so it's really just offensive to us that you think we need to hear the dumb cutesy stuff you've probably pulled a million times before, so "don't be a little bitch with your chit-chat," boys! Most guys would rather just have a no-strings night, so why fake the bullshit lines that we don't care about now that we're on YOUR level anyway? But I mean don't think that you can just cut to the chase ALL THE TIME, like just because we're drunk doesn't mean you need to lose your personality! Make a few jokes and don't forget your manners, but don't act like you're "luring us in" using your stupid charm. And, if we're sober it's a FACT that it's less likely you would try to get in our pants, so the only reason we'd talk to you is if we want to get to know you, and because we're girls, or at least emotional beings, we expect you to ask us personal (but not TOO personal) questions like, "What's your middle name?" to show that you want to know more about us! Ke$ha defines this really well! Sometimes you can have sexual relationships that aren't emotional!