In regards to the meaning of this song:
Before a live performance on the EP Five Stories Falling, Geoff states “It’s about the last time I went to visit my grandmother in Columbus, and I saw that she was dying and it was the last time I was going to see her. It is about realizing how young you are, but how quickly you can go.”
That’s the thing about Geoff and his sublime poetry, you think it’s about one thing, but really it’s about something entirely different. But the lyrics are still universal and omnipresent, ubiquitous, even. So relatable. That’s one thing I love about this band. I also love their live performances, raw energy and Geoff’s beautiful, imperfectly perfect vocals. His voice soothes my aching soul.
I've been bad all year
That's what mommy told me
Too many boys,
Santa's gunna scould me
I should be good,
But i'm feeling naughty
So baby just get over here
And start this party
I'll make you skeet like snow
As i take off my clothes
Santa slap me on the wrist
Put me on your naughtly list
All the boys are yelling
'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'
You're my sexy little gift
And i'll wrap you with my kiss
So hot i can't resist
I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight
(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
(Tonight) I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight
I'm staring at the clock
Waiting for my santa cock
In an out my chimney
Cause he's been around the block
Fancied up his sleigh
Santas getting laid
Busting out that leather wipe
Now rudolph wants to join
I'll make you skeet like snow
As i take off my clothes
Santa slap me on the wrist
Put me on your naughtly list
All the boys are yelling
'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'
You're my sexy little gift
And i'll wrap you with my kiss
So hot i can't resist
I'll be your hoe hoe hoe tonight
(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
(Tonight) I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight
(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
(Tonight) I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe
As I'm licking on his peppermint
I'm gentle with his ornaments
Icing on my lips
Now it's time to open my present
I gotta stop
I know I gotta quit it
Jesus Christ would you please save me
(Ho, ho, ho, merry christmas;
You girls have been so good. so..
Where are you shoving that candy cane?
Oh it doesn't go in there,
What are you guys doing?
Stop it now!)
Santa slap me on the wrist
Put me on your naughtly list
All the boys are yelling
'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'
You're my sexy little gift
And i'll wrap you with my kiss
So hot i can't resist
I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight
Santa slap me on the wrist
Put me on your naughtly list
All the boys are yelling
'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'
You're my sexy little gift
And I'll wrap you with my kiss
So hot i can't resist
I'll be your hoe hoe hoe tonight
(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
So baby just get over here
And start this party tonight
(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
So baby just get over here
And start this party tonight
That's what mommy told me
Too many boys,
Santa's gunna scould me
I should be good,
But i'm feeling naughty
So baby just get over here
And start this party
I'll make you skeet like snow
As i take off my clothes
Santa slap me on the wrist
Put me on your naughtly list
All the boys are yelling
'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'
You're my sexy little gift
And i'll wrap you with my kiss
So hot i can't resist
I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight
(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
(Tonight) I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight
I'm staring at the clock
Waiting for my santa cock
In an out my chimney
Cause he's been around the block
Fancied up his sleigh
Santas getting laid
Busting out that leather wipe
Now rudolph wants to join
I'll make you skeet like snow
As i take off my clothes
Santa slap me on the wrist
Put me on your naughtly list
All the boys are yelling
'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'
You're my sexy little gift
And i'll wrap you with my kiss
So hot i can't resist
I'll be your hoe hoe hoe tonight
(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
(Tonight) I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight
(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
(Tonight) I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe
As I'm licking on his peppermint
I'm gentle with his ornaments
Icing on my lips
Now it's time to open my present
I gotta stop
I know I gotta quit it
Jesus Christ would you please save me
(Ho, ho, ho, merry christmas;
You girls have been so good. so..
Where are you shoving that candy cane?
Oh it doesn't go in there,
What are you guys doing?
Stop it now!)
Santa slap me on the wrist
Put me on your naughtly list
All the boys are yelling
'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'
You're my sexy little gift
And i'll wrap you with my kiss
So hot i can't resist
I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight
Santa slap me on the wrist
Put me on your naughtly list
All the boys are yelling
'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'
You're my sexy little gift
And I'll wrap you with my kiss
So hot i can't resist
I'll be your hoe hoe hoe tonight
(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
So baby just get over here
And start this party tonight
(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
So baby just get over here
And start this party tonight
Lyrics submitted by chuckbassfckrs
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