I've been bad all year
That's what mommy told me
Too many boys,
Santa's gunna scould me

I should be good,
But i'm feeling naughty
So baby just get over here
And start this party

I'll make you skeet like snow
As i take off my clothes

Santa slap me on the wrist
Put me on your naughtly list
All the boys are yelling
'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'

You're my sexy little gift
And i'll wrap you with my kiss
So hot i can't resist
I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight

(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
(Tonight) I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight

I'm staring at the clock
Waiting for my santa cock
In an out my chimney
Cause he's been around the block

Fancied up his sleigh
Santas getting laid
Busting out that leather wipe
Now rudolph wants to join

I'll make you skeet like snow
As i take off my clothes

Santa slap me on the wrist
Put me on your naughtly list
All the boys are yelling
'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'

You're my sexy little gift
And i'll wrap you with my kiss
So hot i can't resist
I'll be your hoe hoe hoe tonight

(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
(Tonight) I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight

(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
(Tonight) I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe

As I'm licking on his peppermint
I'm gentle with his ornaments
Icing on my lips
Now it's time to open my present

I gotta stop
I know I gotta quit it
Jesus Christ would you please save me

(Ho, ho, ho, merry christmas;
You girls have been so good. so..
Where are you shoving that candy cane?
Oh it doesn't go in there,
What are you guys doing?
Stop it now!)

Santa slap me on the wrist
Put me on your naughtly list
All the boys are yelling
'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'

You're my sexy little gift
And i'll wrap you with my kiss
So hot i can't resist
I'll be your hoe, hoe, hoe tonight

Santa slap me on the wrist
Put me on your naughtly list
All the boys are yelling
'You're a hoe, hoe, hoe'

You're my sexy little gift
And I'll wrap you with my kiss
So hot i can't resist
I'll be your hoe hoe hoe tonight

(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
So baby just get over here
And start this party tonight
(Tonight, tonight) I'll be your hoe
So baby just get over here
And start this party tonight


Lyrics submitted by chuckbassfckrs

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    General Comment<3
    I love this song. It's fun and catchy. Makes me love christmas 10 times more. c:
    MELLIVONKAYon December 19, 2009   Link

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