I really should avoid aggressive people
They have a tendency to bring me down
I gotta stop biting my nails, getting more sleep
According to lifestyles in the Southtown

I never have cared much for superstition
I don't give a damn if my stars align
If Saturn and the moon rendezvous I can tell you
That my aura will be completely alright

Oh, if only.

I knew I should have read my horoscope today
I knew I should have read my horoscope today
Give me the paper
Open to page F23
I knew I should have read my horoscope today

I started to get a bit suspicious
When my toaster oven up and disappeared
Now I'm not saying that I'm superstitious
But oh the printed words, seem so sincere

Slippers by the porch, I wait for the paperboy
So the stars can tell me what will happen today
I sit at the table and eat my Lucky Charms
And read the daily dossier

I knew I should have read my horoscope today
I knew I should have read my horoscope today
Give me the paper
Open to page F23
I knew I should have read my horoscope today

Oh my stars!
Starlight, star bright
Tell me what to do tonight
Starlight, star bright,
Tell me what to do tonight,
Starlight, star bright,
Tell me what to do tonight,
Starlight, star bright,
Tell me what to do tonight!

I knew I should have read my horoscope
Why didn't I read it?
I knew I should have read my horoscope today
Give me the paper
Open to page F23
I knew I should have read my horoscope today


Lyrics submitted by TheDrinkNinja

Horror Scope song meanings
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