"Where Is Zog?" as written by and Gwar Gwar....
Where is Zog? (x8)

A grizzled face from the days of my youth
To ? beat head? in a matter of couth

how to kill child
how to raise dog
somebody tell me
where the hell is Zog?

together we dove into oceans of war.
Hacking and whacking through trudges of gore
spewing death and hatred from a golden battle barge
wherever Zog is living im sure hes living large.

on the world Scumdoggia i first met general zog
on his way from ??? from satanic synagogue
possessions are his captives
slaves are part of his great booty
he took them to the emperor,
he always did his duty
his battle cattle bloated bleeding simply were spectacular
the more abhor ??? was part of their vernacular
i was one of many who begged to join his collegion,
they wouldnt take just anyone unless you were norweigan

where is zog? (x8)

i mounted the great porno cow
and became a scumdog
i ritually defiled myself
inside the captains log.
finally brought before zog
he slathered me with piss
draining his bladder took several years
and not did one drop miss
and then his eyes fell upon mine
then came a hellish glow
it wasnt love or hate you see,
it was...
well... i dont know!

it was hard to win his praise despite his bloody victory
no matter how many i slew he always was a dick to me
nothing succeeds like success so i go straight to work
crushing babies torching worlds and acting like a jerk
the war we waged destroyed the suns and left the planets flattened
simply put it was the worst thing that had ever happened
and zog our leader glorious sporting a great erection
his battle skill notorious we always took direction

Zog we've searched the stars for you!
your counsel we do crave!
we must crush the one called Syn
and make his serfs our slaves!
we crossed the very universe
traveresed the great starfield
to find the one that we call zog
is cleaning our windshield?

Balsac! Lock plasma turret on target!
Is that an order?
Oh no... No. more like a suggestion
Just cuz youre louder than me doesnt make you the boss
yeah but uh... yknow check it out
oh... whats wrong with him?
hes fucked.
you think you maybe wanna go ahead and lock that plasma turret on target now?
yeah i guess youre right.... locking plasma turrets on target.
thank you... thank you.

Lyrics submitted by TremulantNeoTokyo

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    General Commentzog aint what he used to be, and time has not been kind, they will now have to look elsewhere for a better ally, kind of reminds me that some things are not as good as you remembered them in the past, or that things just seemed better ( ie KISS was really awesome when i was 10 yrs old, now not as much)
    RichardHarriison September 06, 2010   Link

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