Corny: Hey, Guys. I Got an idea
Amber: Well, What is it?
Corny: Well, We decided to sing the "12 Days of X-Mas"


(Piano Plays) (Singing)
Corny: On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A partridge in a pear tree.

Amber: On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two turtle doves,
Corny: And a partridge in a pear tree.

Link: On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three French hens,
Amber: Two turtle doves,
Corny: And a partridge in a pear tree.

Tracy: On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four calling birds,
Link: Three French hens,
Amber: Two turtle doves,
Corny: And a partridge in a pear tree.

Penny: On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Penny, Amber, Corny, Tracy, and Link: Five golden rings,
Tracy: Four calling birds,
Link: Three French hens,
Amber: Two turtle doves,
Corny: And a partridge in a pear tree.

Edna: Hey Guys, I Got something to add..
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six geese a-laying,
Edna, Penny, Tracy, Link, Amber, and Corny: Five golden rings,
Tracy: Four calling birds,
Link: Three French hens,
Amber: Two turtle doves,
Corny: And a partridge in a pear tree.

Wilbur: Oh, Edna
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven swans a-swimming,
Edna: Six geese a-laying,
Wilbur, Edna, Corny, Amber, Tracy, Link, Penny: Five golden rings,
Tracy: Four calling birds,
Link: Three French hens,
Amber: Two turtle doves,
Corny: And a partridge in a pear tree.

Motormouth: Alright it is time for Number 8
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight maids a-milking,
Wilbur: Seven swans a-swimming,
Edna: Six geese a-laying,
Motormouth,Wilbur, Edna, Corny, Amber, Tracy, Link, Penny: Five golden rings,
Tracy: Four calling birds,
Link: Three French hens,
Amber: Two turtle doves,
Corny: And a partridge in a pear tree.

Seaweed: Well, Penny. I Got something for you, girl.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine ladies dancing,
Motormouth: Eight maids a-milking,
Wilbur: Seven swans a-swimming,
Edna: Well, That's Lovel-- Oh, Six geese a-laying,
Seaweed, Motormouth, Edna, Wilbur, Link, Amber, Tracy, Corny, Penny: Five golden rings, (Tracy Holds Note)
Amber: *Mutters* Show off
Tracy: *Clears throat* Four calling birds,
Link: Three French hens,
Amber: Two turtle doves,
Corny: And a partridge in a pear tree.

Inez: Well, I Got something you don't mind
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten lords a-leaping,
Seaweed: Ten Gods? Oh, Nine ladies dancing,
Motormouth: Eight maids a-milking,
Wilbur: Eight Maids? What did you mean?
Edna: What was going on, here?
Inez, Corny, Edna, Amber, Tracy, Penny, Motormouth Wilbur, Link, Seaweed: Five golden rings,
Tracy: Four calling birds,
Link: Three French hens,
Amber: What did you mean "3 French Hens"
Corny: And a partridge in a pear tree.

Velma: On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven Punishments,
Inez: Now What was going on, here?
Seaweed: Inez, Shaddap
Motormouth: Guys, No Arguing
Wilbur: Velma, Don't Say it.
Edna: Don't use my curling Iron
All: Five golden rings,
Tracy: Ow! You're Pulling My Hair!
Link: Amber, What are you doing?
Amber: Will you snap out of it, Mother?
Corny: And a partridge in a pear tree.

Noodles: On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming,
Velma: What did you mean "Twelve Drummers Drumming?"
Inez: Alright, I'll kill you, Velma
Seaweed: I'll Join You, Inez
Motormouth: Man, Have you been into violence, lately?
Wilbur: Guys, Stop it?
Edna: That's it I'll kill Velma
All: Five golden rings,
Tracy: You're Dead Velma!
Link; How about Go to Rehab, Velma
Amber: F*ck You, Velma
All: And a partridge in a pear tree!

(Amber and Velma arguing)
Noodles: Security, Get Velma outta here!
*Amber smacks Velma right in the face*
Amber: *in the background* Now, quit ruining the song and GET THE F*CK OUT RIGHT NOW! *Walks in, Panting* You Know what, Noodles? *Catches her breath* Let's do the next track.
Noodles: Okey Dokey.
Corny: Well, Let's Do it, then. Amber you're a bit sweaty
Amber: I Am *Continues breathing hard*
Corny: Maybe, you should take a break.
Amber: Okay. *Walks off*
Corny: Nice Going, Velma. You're taking things too far.
Velma: Me?
Corny: Yes, You!
*Maynard comes with the hand cuffs, suddenly cuffs Velma*
Corny: Well, kids. Check out the next track.
Noodles: Yeah, Enjoy it.


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