Summertime in Virginia,
Is sticky as sticky can be,
It's liveable with the climate control,
Of course that's for a fee,
It's tougher back in the olden days,
Back before the air conditioning craze,
All I can say is better them then me,

Stanky ol' Ramona,
Stanky as stanky can get,
Working at the roadside vegetable stand,
Over in the Northern neck,
She would beg to differ,
She says "it's fine in the shade",
But I would rather shiver than sweat my ass to the grave,

Take me to the tundra so I can see my breath,
With icicle dripping right from my nose,
Some desolate frozen valley of death,
I'm tired of being soaking wet,
I'm tired of that rash I get,
Take me to the tundra so I can see my breath,

Sweat stains on the car seat,
Sweat stains on my shirt,
Sweat stains on the seat of my pants mixed in with virginia dirt,
It's heat like that'll bring ya to your knees,
Hallucinate to a deeper freeze,
Pray up to the higher power for a little breeze,

Well it was hotter than hell,
Satan himself come up the other day,
With red pointy perspiration pourin',
He looked at me as if to say,
"Well, how in the heaven can you deal?
Its heat like this I don't care to feel.
I'm going home, back down the road to hell."

Take me to the tundra so I can see my breath,
Icicle dripping right from my nose,
Some desolate frozen valley of death,
I'm tired of being soaking wet,
I'm tired of that rash I get,
Take me to the tundra so I can see my breath,

I reckon I should build me a swimming pool,
And have it attached to me,
So I can walk around all day long,
And be as cool as a man could be,
But I'd probably shrivel,
Lemme tell ya, brother, that ain't right,
Maybe we should just sleep all day,
And live our lives at night,

'Cause summertime in Virginia,
Is sticky as sticky can be,
It's liveable with the climate control,
Of course that's for a fee,
It's tougher back in the olden days,
Back before the air conditioning craze,
All I can say is better them then me,

Take me to the tundra so I can see my breath,
Icicle dripping right from my nose,
Some desolate frozen valley of death,
I'm tired of being soaking wet,
I'm tired of that rash I get,
Take me to the tundra so I can see my breath,
Take me to the tundra so I can see my breath.


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