I got a new recipe
Wanna come over?
It calls for a lot of ingredients
Also for you

I got a big pot
It's boiling way so hot
Oops, you fell in
Now you're cooking
I think I'll add a couple
More ingredients and
Let you simmer for an hour or two

I got my wheat flour, got my sifter, got my meat grinder, Mister
I got my oven, got my dismount, non-stick on discount
Gonna make a surprise out of plus-size guys
Take those thighs, make meat pies

A cup of sugar
Three bowls of flour
A pinch of salt
Un Dorito
Some Dr. Pepper
Last night's lasagna
Oh, baby, and you

I got my wheat flour, got my sifter, got my meat grinder, Mister
I got my oven, got my dismount, non-stick on discount
Gonna make a surprise out of plus-size guys
Take those thighs, make meat pies

At your funeral
At least what they are calling your funeral
They cannot find your body 'cause I ate it
I met your brother, he's kinda cute
A little chubby but cute just like you were
I think I might have him over for making some meat pies, too

I got my wheat flour, got my sifter, got my meat grinder, Mister
I got my oven, got my dismount, non-stick on discount
Gonna make a surprise out of plus-size guys
Take those thighs, make meat pies


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