Been pattin' the dog
Gotta wash my dukes
Goin' right round the bend
With my knife, fork, 'n' spoon
Morty-Mort-Morton
Showstopper Calhoun

Been kickin' up shit
Gotta shine my shoes
Sugarpie's been cookin'
Since Tuesday afternoon
Morty-Mort-Morton
Showstopper Calhoun

Been naughty all night
Gotta find my suit
I ain't been eatin' right
Look like a beanpole soon
Morty-Mort-Morton
Showstopper Calhoun

Been pattin' the dog
Gotta wash my dukes
Been kickin' up shit
Gotta shine my shoes
Morty-Mort-Morton
Showstopper Calhoun

Gotta wash my dkues
Gotta shine my shoes
Gotta find my suit
Morty-Mort-Morton
Showstopper Calhoun


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