All was quite and calm in the night
The last thing I expected was my face to get swiped
I knew there was a bear hiding nearby
Maybe I wasn't being cautious enough

I should've laid a bear trap
I should've brought a loaded gun

This night is still young, so put your claws away
But 'cause the bear didn't it ruined my day
Angst shouldn't have been present that night
The grizzly just returned from her holiday flight

I should've laid a bear trap
I should've brought a loaded gun
I wasn't f-f-fucking prepared!
I wasn't f-f-fucking prepared!
I wasn't f-f-fucking prepared
WASN'T F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-FUCKING PREPARED!

Why couldn't this bear have been like Yogi?
Only interested in stealing picnic baskets
If that grizzly bear sunk its claws in any deeper
I might have only gotten away in a casket

I WAS FUCKING SWIPED BY A BEAR!
I WAS FUCKING SWIPED BY A BEAR!
I WAS FUCKING SWIPED BY A BEAR!
I WAS FUCKING SWIPED BY A BEAR!

I WAS FUCKING SWIPED BY A BEAR!
I WAS FUCKING SWIPED BY A BEAR!
ARRRRGGGHHH!


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