This is a pro smoking cigarette song
So everybody light one up and fucking sing along
Cancer, whatever! Heart disease, who cares?
Angina sounds funny so I'll take it


When I wake up, put on my make-up
Light up a cigarette and smoke away my cares
I lost capacity from breathing in too deep
I still like cigarettes so now who cares?

Maybe someday I'll wake up and..
I'll be singing just like chad
but not today as you can hear
So light one up i got something to say

This is a pro smoking cigarette song
So everybody light one up and fucking sing along
Cancer, whatever! Heart disease, who cares?
Angina sounds funny so maybe baby, I dont care

I like to drink and smoke
I like to fuck and fight
I like to wake up by the toilet
When I stayed out all night

I like to talk real loud
And I like cigarettes
Maybe they're related
Yeah maybe
(Ah, maybe Im just a fucking douchebag)

Light one up after eating a big meal
Or light one up while taking a shit
I burn my jeans when I try to wipe my ass
That's just the price you pay for cigarettes

This is a pro smoking cigarette song
So everybody light one up and fucking sing along
Hand me that ashtray from that table right there
Girls just want to have fun (thats all they really want)

This is a pro smoking cigarette song
So everybody light one up and fucking sing along
Cancer, whatever! Heart disease, who cares?
Angina sounds funny so I'll take it...


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Pro Smoking Cigarette Song (Tuesdays With Morrie) song meanings
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