the ocean levels are rising
the glaciers are melting
you know what that means
everything’s going swimmingly

global warming – it’s hot!
global warming – it’s not cool!
global warming
it’s too cool for school

my horse will be a sea horse
my cat will be (a sea cat!) a cat... fish
my dog will be…really wet
and i will grow some fins (sushi!)

global warming – it’s hot!
global warming – it’s not cool!
global warming
it’s too cool for school

the ozone layer is depleting
though that may feel kinda defeating
you don’t have to worry
or at least you won’t worry for long

global warming – it’s hot!
global warming – it’s not cool!
global warming
it’s too cool for school

it will be so warm (so nice!)
we won’t have to wear any clothes (we'll be naked)
we’ll be naked, we’ll be naked
we’ll be naked, and happy, and free

(but Zoe?
yes Kim?
what about the polar bears?
Polar bears are already naked
they can't take their clothes off
oh no!)

the polar bears don't have any clothes
they might expire, they might decompose
oh what will we do, about those poor polar bears?

(we can, oh I know! We'll build them... a freezer!
a freezer? yeah. A freezer!)

we’ll build a freezer for the polar bears
we’ll build a freezer for the penguins
we’ll build a freezer for... the elephants

(oh a freezer is too cold for elephants
that's ok, we'll build them a fridge!)

we’ll build a fridge for the elephants
we’ll build a fridge for people
who really want to wear pants (not us!)
we’ll build a fridge
it’ll be so big we’ll keep it on mars

everybody!

global warming – it’s hot!
global warming – it’s not cool!
global warming
it’s too cool for school

global warming – it’s hot!
global warming – it’s not cool!
global warming
it’s too cool for school

(it's hot in here,
it's too hot
can someone turn on the air conditioning?
bring me a gallon of gasoline?
bring out the freezer?
manufacture some more plastic?)


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Global Warming song meanings
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