"How I Met Your Mother" as written by and Andrew Maxwell/hollander Goldstein....
(How I met your mother… now…)

Heard you say,
“You’re too good for me.”
When you got down to call me over,
It blew my head away.
Never wanted me,
Now you left the keys.
Through the dark and up the stairs,
I can hardly breathe.

Waited all my life,
For this kiss tonight.

Sneakin’ out your window now,
There is only one way out.
The grass is so far down.
My pants are fallin’ to the ground,
Two’s company and three’s a crowd.
Regret it, forget it.
How I met your mother, now.

Freaking out,
We’re naked now.
In the dark, our lips connect,
Hush, don’t make a sound.
Then I knew, too good to be true,
Those green eyes had turned to blue,
Realized it wasn’t you.

Waited all my life,
Then it crashed tonight.

Sneakin’ out your window now,
There is only one way out.
The grass is so far down.
My pants are fallin’ to the ground,
Two’s company and three’s a crowd.
Regret it, forget it.
How I met your mother.

And when you ran into the room,
You screamed it in, now what to do,
You can’t learn this at school.
I never dreamed this how we’d be,
One day, I hope you’ll forgive me.
So tell me,
Now, who’s laughing?

Heard you say,
“You’re too good for me.”
Now your mom just picked me up in her Escalade.

Sneakin’ out your window now,
There is only one way out.
The grass is so far down.
My pants are fallin’ to the ground,
Two’s company and three’s a crowd.
Regret it, forget it.
How I met your mother,
How I met your mother, now.



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    General Commenti think it's more like he got tricked or he accidentally kissed the girls mother. "then i realized it wasn't you" makes it sound accidental. so maybe he was supposed to sneak in and get it on with the girl but he accidentally got her mother.
    maxxaon July 01, 2009   Link
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    General Commenta guy is with a girl im pretty sure he cheats on the girl with her mom aha find it quite funny
    stevoo22on June 21, 2009   Link
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    General CommentI think it's about a guy who likes a girl, but the girl thinks she is too good for him. One day he gets a call from her, and he's surprised, but he goes and sneaks up to her room. It's dark, so he can't exactly see, and there's a girl there and they start making out and then he realizes it's her mom. Then the girl walks in. It's like the 'your mom' thing, only if he said it could be taken literally LOL!
    fallingupwardson December 16, 2009   Link
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    General Commentwow.
    didn't get the song til i read the lyrics
    haha
    he banged his gf's mom ahahahaha
    & now they are kinda sorta in a relationship
    cuz the girl thought she was too good for him
    but the ironic thing is
    he banged her mom! bahahahahahaha
    get it? he banged the mom & the mom likes him
    but the daughter thought she was too good for him. wow so ironic.
    jenalisaon March 31, 2010   Link
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    General Commentnooo hahhaa
    he had the best night ever with her mom.
    kissin her. having sex it was great
    then he realizes it wasn't his gf
    baahahahahaha
    god i would die!
    when he says
    ''you cant learn this at school''
    hell nah.. ppl would tlk shit at school ahaha
    jenalisaon March 31, 2010   Link
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    General Commenti think its about being gay. because these guys are gay....sooooooo prolly some kinda homo erotic fiction.
    brandonfite182on April 17, 2011   Link

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