Ev'ryone in town knew Mr. Webster;
He worked at the bank for forty years.
And each week Mr. Frizby made his check out
For sixty-eight dollars clear.

And through the years he thwarted twenty-seven robberies
And each time Frizby promised him a raise.

They gave a retirement party for Mr. Webster
Everyone from the bank was there.
They had a cake and flowers ordered special
And Frizby had a speech prepared.

And a little white box that held a watch with this inscription
"To Mr. Webster, with regards."

Then came the telegram from Mr. Webster
Said, "Sorry...stop...Cannot attend..
I've flown away and taken all your money
Wish you were here to help me spend."

And one by one all the people left the party
And Mr. Frizby locked the door.


Lyrics submitted by annazoff

Mr. Webster Lyrics as written by Tommy Boyce Bobby Hart

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    Ahh, never could quite catch what they were saying in the song. Not particularly fond of it, seems trying to be The Beatles tooo much. Glad it's got a sorta funny story to it instead of somber as the tune would suggest. Stinky Mr. Frizby, why not give Webster that dollar raise, would've been Nice.

    Goatllamaon December 11, 2019   Link

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