Coasters and Frisbees
Fish lures for deep seas
Mobiles for infants
They make great Christmas tree ornaments

Bring the whole family,
Parking is free
You're going to love
Our selection
Of 8-track tapes,
Blank floppy discs,
Mobile car phones,
Atari 2600 consoles

Guard rail reflectors
Hold 'em hand protectors
Halloween handouts
We got a ten-thousand foot warehouse
Full of cassette tapes,
Persimmon woods,
Ink jet printers,
Telephone booths,
Sony Walkman's,
Kodak 110's,
Analog TV's,
Betamax's

And 10 million CD's


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    This song (in my humble interpretation), is about how utterly, utterly fucked the human race is - specifically because of consumerism.

    We are doomed, for a million reasons, but the obvious one - which Fat Mike and the gang so charmingly point out in this little ditty - WE HAVE NO PLACE TO BURY ALL OF OUR TRASH.

    We have been producing, using up, and selling each other junk at an ever-increasing pace for the past few decades, and sooner or later, it's going to reach critical mass.

    I shed a tear when I heard this fucking song. It's brilliant.

    NOFX is the greatest stupid, talentless group of drugged-up retards ever to record bad watered down punk music ever. Ever.

    canadianboardson August 18, 2010   Link

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