My friends were havin' a party,
I felt something strange was starting,
And it's much to late to stop,

We drank so much Jagermiester,
I told the coffee table that I liked her,
And took it in my arms,

We played croquet on the lawn,
Nobody had any clothes on,
except for a motercycle helmet,

And after the sun did rise,
I was taken by surprise,
I was put out beyond belief,

I had to pick myself up off the floor,
My mother was at the door,
Sellin' watchtower magazine,

I couldn't believe it was true,
Hey mom I thought you were a Jew,
Why you sellin' watchtower magazine,

After she came in,
She stepped in a bowl of ramen,
and wiped it on some guys face,

I musta' been on gods shitlist,
My ma was a Jehova's witness.
Had to buy a subscription just to make her leave,

I had to pick myself up off the floor,
My mother was at the door,
Sellin' watchtower magazine,

Her prayers were much to frequent,
After all that shock treatment,
Shes sellin' watchtower magazine,

na na na na na.....


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Watchtower Magazine song meanings
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