We were soldiers in a bloody sex war
Without a clue 'bout what we'd signed on for
But we fought the good fight and we fucked each other down
I sucked the venom out of your bite
Went back for another round of your sloppy, sloppy buffet
Watching the chips falling where they may
And we tried it my way, then we tried it yours
Stopping traffic on the highway with our public intercourse

Of course we didn't now didn't we
And there was no remorse, no regrets of any kind
We were so unsightly but we paid no mind
It was a sex war
And we were watching it unwind
From our front row seats on the front lines
And we were wide eyed, shell shocked and messed up
Cracked actors ready for our close up

Huh!

We were fighting for a perverse future
For every man, women, child and computer
And we had instructions so we marched into the fray
Where I sampled your love suction and you showered in my spray
And you didn't know who you were shooting at
I didn't care that your boobies were boobie trapped
We were all in this together, it was just like Vietnam
Except with a whole lot more leather
And a whole lot less napalm

Less Napalm!!

We watch and wonder as the enemy gets
On the receiving ends of our bayonets
It was a sex war
No truce in sight
Sending home body bags on every cargo flight
And we were killing machines letting all our guns fly
Sex marines, Semper Fi

Our hearts racing every night as we hunker
In the dirty confides of our love bunker
This is a sex war
And we ain't going AWOL
Letting god sort 'em out after we kill 'em all
And we were over stimulated American heroes
Fighting to prevent the next sex ground zero
Notified by unwanted knocks upon your front door
Fresh kills
Casualties of sex wars!


Lyrics submitted by pacifico, edited by hornytheclown

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    General Commentwow, there are a LOT of errors in the lyrics here:

    'of course we did it now, didn't we'

    it's 'wild eyed' not 'wide eyed'

    it's 'fighting for a pervert's future' not a 'purpose future' ? wtf would that even mean?

    it's 'receiving end of our bayonets' not 'seething end of our bayonets'

    'sex marines Semper Fi!' Semper Fi is the marine corps motto.

    as for what this song means, it means that Dick Valentine is cooler than most people I know and has fought in Sex Wars, which is very important for the continued safety of our nation and liberties.

    Seriously, he is one of the funniest lyricists who isn't in a joke band. E6 rocks hard and Evil Cowards are great for dancing.

    'we ain't going AWOL', not 'going a war'
    gandydanceron May 09, 2011   Link
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    General CommentThe lyric is actually "This is a sex war and we ain't going AWOL." Away With Out Leave
    adsfkahsdfon June 02, 2010   Link
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    General CommentVery entertaining song, the uses an obvious war metaphor for human relationships.
    hornytheclownon September 18, 2012   Link

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