"Too Many Dicks on the Dancefloor" as written by Bret Mckenzie and Jemaine Atea Mahana Clement....
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks

Going to the party
Sippin' on Bacardi
Wanna meet a hottie
But there's Adam, Steve and Marty
There's Billy, Todd and Tommy
They're on leave from the army
The only boobs I'll see tonight will be made of origami

Tell the players, make it understood
It ain't no good if there's too much wood
Make sure you know before you go
The dance floor bro-hoe ratio
Five to one is a brodeo
Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go
Wait outside all night to find
Twenty dudes in a conga line

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Easy to fix
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Spread out the dicks

Too many dudes
With too many dicks
Too close to my shit
Too hard to meet chicks
I need better odds
More broads, less rods
I came to do battle
Scadaddle with the cattle prods

Too many men
Too many boys
Too many misters
Not enough sisters
Too much time on, too many hands
Not enough ladies, too many mans
Not enough ladies, too many mans
Not enough ladies, too many mans
(too many mans)
(too many mans)

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks

Too many dicks
Too many dongs
Too many schlongs
Now sing this song

(Too many dicks on the dance floor)

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks
Too many dicks on the dance floor


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"Too Many Dicks (On the Dance Floor)" as written by Jemaine Atea Mahana Clement Bret Mckenzie

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    General CommentI've never heard this song, but the lyrics are amazing.
    kmk_natashaon March 02, 2009   Link
  • +1
    General Commentlook for this video on YouTube, its hilarious and the song is awesome!
    duffman032on April 02, 2009   Link
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    General Commentdude the first time i saw the show i was really blitzed out and was almost asleep and the song started and i laughed for like an hour straight no lie. nice work
    infectionspreadon July 31, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General CommentAmazing song, haha.
    soextincton August 06, 2009   Link
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    MemoryHere's a story about my best friend. I wish I could have been there to see this, just to capture it for YouTube or something. I made him a cd of the Season 2 songs, and after he heard this song, he left it on repeat in his car stereo. One night he picked up a client of his and completely forgot about the cd. The second he turned on his engine, Too Many Dicks started blaring full blast. My friend's face got flushed out of embarrassment. And the client? Oh, he loved the song! After the first moment of awkward silence, he was like, "Wow, now I know more about you than you probably ever wanted me to know. But the song has a killer beat!"
    whatthefolkon September 01, 2009   Link
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    General Commentthe video clip is SO funny :P
    siliconyodaon January 14, 2010   Link
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    General Commentlol i love this song. i heard it on NOVA 969 FM, and the video for this funny too. Arj barker fits suitably well in the skit. I undeniably love the show
    alterEgoon November 18, 2010   Link

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