"The Old Saloon (Interlude)" as written by Mark Ali Potsic, Akiva Schaffer, Andrew Samberg and Jorma Taccone....
(No I'm being serious)
Yo, Its the Wild Wild West
You came to the right place my man
Get Ready, here we go
(New Shit!)

Welcome my Friends to the old saloon
Everyone in town is hangin' out
If you gotta drink, well you drink it down
Then we'll all go have sex with whores
(Brand New!)

I'm Old Bill I just rode into town
On my horse?
You betcha on my horse!
That the thing in the Old West Times
Everybody enjoys a good horse ride

If you cheat at cards you'll get thrown out
Right out the Saloon doors on your butt
Come back in and buy a round of whiskey
Guess what? All is forgiven!

Blibbity Jane and your another guy that's probably an Indian
This whiskeys warm and smells like piss
Oh no my stache smells like piss!
So that's the story see if you can do it
The Old Wild West is no place for a lady
I'm the bartender but I'm also the Mayor
So just put that Asian Hooker (DJ wha') on my lap
I'm Tiny Tim and its almost Christmas
Sure is dusty here.


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"The Old Saloon" as written by Andrew Samberg Akiva Schaffer

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    General Comment"I'm Tiny Tim and it's almost Christmas
    Sure is dusty here... " LOL WTF
    teenqueen22on April 12, 2009   Link
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    General CommentThis reminds me of all those crappy rap tunes where they have so much gangsta noise going on and are screaming their DJ names over and over like anybody gives a crap, yet it's one of those collaboration groups where they have like 10 rappers in there doing their thing ... except it's a rap tune in the old west LOL

    Too funny.
    CorvetteJoeon May 18, 2009   Link
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    General CommentI hate when DJ's scream out their names on mixtapes. This is a good parody
    King of Some Islandon June 19, 2009   Link
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    General CommentI hate when DJ's scream out their names on mixtapes. This is a good parody
    King of Some Islandon June 19, 2009   Link
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    General Comment(No I'm being serious)
    Yo, It's the Wild Wild West
    You came to the right place, my man!
    Get Ready, here we go
    (New Shit!)

    Welcome, my friends, to the Old Saloon
    Everyone in town is hangin' out
    If you got a drink, well you drink it down
    Then we'll all go have sex with whores
    (Brand New!)

    Buffalo Bill I just rode into town
    On my horse?
    You betcha on my horse!
    That's the thing in the Old West Times
    Everybody enjoys a good horse ride

    If you cheat at cards you'll get thrown out
    Right out the Saloon doors on your butt
    Come back in and buy a round of whiskey
    Guess what? All is forgiven!

    (DJ Larry!)
    Calamity Jane and you're another guy that's probably an Injun
    This whiskey's warm (DJ Larry!) and smells like piss
    Oh, no my stache smells like piss!

    So that's your story (gunshots, hard to hear lyrics) stickin' to it
    The Old Wild West is no place for a lady
    I'm the bartender but I'm also the Mayor
    So just put that Asian hooker (DJ Waaahhh) (inaudible)

    I'm Tiny Tim and it's almost Christmas
    Sure is dusty here...
    Deflection1on March 01, 2009   Link

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