(The following song is brought to you by Chex Mix)

Some dude once said that love is a many funny things
I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, 'cause I see her
in my dreams

Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one
Out there for me
My love

Dream girl, you amaze me all dressed in paisley
Love how not one but both eyes are lazy
When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus
Thick skin, strong nose like a rhynocerous

Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crumby
Skin like asphalt, nose so runny
Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world
You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl

You're a vision in sweats with the neon pouch
Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth
Rainbow poncho, the female tonto
Hear a loud noise start buckin like a bronco

Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one
Out there for me
My love

You got your cellphone ring set to Sex and the City
You like a hot bowl of gritz only way more gritty
Straight drippin' your turquoise, my Santa Fe queen
One short leg you got the Santa Fe Lean

It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep
And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek
You like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig
Love to watch you in the backyard when you go out to dig

Girl, how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck
Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck?
You put away slurpees like a trash can

Your smile's all stainy and your not too brainy and
I like that!

Talking to your shoes lke it's your friend
I like that!

Yellin' at the walls of make pretend
I like that!

Tellin' you to stop it then you don't
You said you gonna stop it in my sleep
But you won't!

Last week thought I saw you on the street, turned out it was a bag of trash
Just a big ol' bag of trash
I thought you look like a bag of trash

Dream girl, I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room
Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon
You're sexy and you're spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix
And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts

Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British
Never take the Chex Mix cuz you always get skinnish
Open clams with both feet 'cause you're ambidextrous
No point 'cause we know you eat nothin' but Chex Mix

Chex Mix, number one food snack in the land
It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand
Chex Mix at your local grocer buy your box
Your family will all say
CHEX MIX ROCKS!

Chex Mix, you're the snack for me, you're the only one
I'll ever eat or buy
Chex Mix, you're delicious, you got 60% less fat than potato chips
TM


Lyrics submitted by funnastyfun

Dreamgirl song meanings
Add your thoughts

13 Comments

sort form View by:
  • +3
    General CommentWhat a beautiful song, all the chex mix references really added to the atmosphere this song creates.
    foodeateron February 14, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI'm pretty sure these are the actual lyrics:

    Some dude once said that love is a many funny things
    I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, cuz I see her
    in my dreams

    Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one
    Out there for me
    My love

    Dream girl you amaze me all dressed in paisley
    Love how not one but both eyes are lazy
    When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus
    Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros

    Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crumby
    Skin like asphalt, nose so runny
    Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world
    You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl

    If you're a vision in sweats with the neon patch
    Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth
    Rainbow poncho, the female tonto
    Hear a loud noise drop a bucket like a bronco

    Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one
    Out there for me
    My love

    You got your cellphone ring set to Sex and the City
    You like a hot bowl of gritz only way more gritty
    Straight drippin' in turquoise, my Santa Fe queen
    One short leg you got the Santa Fe Lean

    It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep
    And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek
    You like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig
    Love to watch you in the backyard when you go out to dig

    Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck
    Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck?
    You put away slurpees like a trash can

    Your smiles all stainy and your not too brainy and
    I like that!

    Talking to your shoes lke it's your friend
    I like that!

    Yellin' at the walls of make pretend
    I like that!

    Tellin' you to stop it then you don't
    You said you gonna stop it in my sleep
    But you won't!

    Last week thought I saw you on the street, turned that was a bag of Chex
    Just a big ol' bag of Chex
    I thought you looked like a bag of Chex!

    Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room
    Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon
    Your sexy and your spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix
    And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts

    Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British
    Never take the Chex Mix cuz you always get skinnish
    Open clams with both feet cuz your ambidextrous
    No point cuz we know you eat nothin' but Chex Mix

    Chex Mix number one food snack in the land
    It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand
    Chex Mix at your local grocer buy a box
    Your family will all say
    CHEX MIX ROCKS!

    Chex Mix, your the snack for me, your the only one
    I'll ever eat or buy
    Chex Mix your delicious, you got 60% less fat than potato chips
    TM
    broke_rock_star77on February 16, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Commentit's actually:

    (The following song is brought to you by Chex Mix)

    Some dude once said that love is a many funny things
    I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, cause I see her
    in my dreams

    Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one
    Out there for me
    My love

    Dream girl you amaze me all dressed in paisley
    Love how not one but both eyes are lazy
    When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus
    Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros

    Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crumby
    Skin like asphalt, nose so runny
    Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world
    You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl

    You're a vision in sweats with the neon patch
    Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth
    Rainbow poncho, the female tonto
    Hear a loud noise drop a bucket like a bronco

    Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one
    Out there for me
    My love

    You got your cellphone ring set to Sex and the City
    You like a hot bowl of grits only way more gritty
    Straight drippin' in turquoise my Santa Fe queen
    One short leg you got the Santa Fe Lean

    It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep
    And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek
    You like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig
    Love to watch you in the back yard when you go out to dig

    Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck
    Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck?
    You put away slurpees like a trash can

    Your smiles all stainy and your not too brainy and
    I like that!

    Talking to your shoe like it's your friend
    I like that!

    Yellin' at the walls of make pretend
    I like that!

    Tellin' you to stop and then you don't
    You said you gonna stab me in my sleep
    But you won't!

    Last week thought I saw you on the street turns it was a bag of trash
    Just a big ol' bag of trash
    I thought you looked like a bag of trash

    Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room
    Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon
    You're sexy and you're spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix
    And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts

    Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British
    Never take the Chex Mix cuz you always get skittish
    Open clamps with both feet cause you're ambidextrous
    No point cause we know you eat nothin' but Chex Mix

    Chex Mix number one food snack in the land
    It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand
    Chex Mix at your local grocer buy a box
    Your family will all say
    CHEX MIX ROCKS!

    Chex Mix, you're the snack for me, you're the only one
    I'll ever eat or buy
    Chex Mix you're delicious, you got 60% less fat than potato chips
    The end
    a simple wishon February 17, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General CommentYeah a simple wish's lyrics look more accurate
    -cideon February 18, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General CommentIt's "open CLAMS with both feet", and the last line is TM as in Trademark since the last part of the song is basically one big ad for Chex Mix, lol.
    strykerchickon February 22, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General CommentActually, the bronco part is
    "Hear a loud noise start b-buckin like a bronco"

    Drop a bucket like a bronco? That makes no sense.
    koooolkaton March 23, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Commentoh my god
    cheerscatboyon April 03, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThe best song I've ever heard.

    Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck?

    I love the "I like that" parts.
    stormsinsummeron May 04, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Commentshould be "You're a vision in sweats with the neon pouch" instead of "You're a vision in sweats with the neon patch"

    Also buckin' like a bronco, not 'drop a bucket like a bronco'
    BlackGallagheron May 18, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General CommentSometimes it sounds like an add for chex mix (or kibbles and bits) and like theyre half talking about a dog....
    Blackmofasa9on November 02, 2009   Link

Add your thoughts

Log in now to tell us what you think this song means.

Don’t have an account? Create an account with SongMeanings to post comments, submit lyrics, and more. It’s super easy, we promise!

Back to top
explain