Reach for the stars
Whoa, yeah..

You stand on a distant planet
Skyline of red plateaus
Strange air and vegetation
You're a winner
Welcome to the space olympics
The year 3022
Take part in a grand tradition
Your name echoes in the halls of the universe

Oh, yeah
Believe in yourself
Take your game into outer space

Every single galactic athlete
Needs a coded ID badge
Drug tests are mandatory
You're a winner
The athlete's village is on Zargon
You all get a junior suite
We don't cover incidentals
So keep your ass out the mini-bar

You're the best in the world
Brace yourself cause there's no gravity
You're in the motherfuckin' Space Olympics, yeah

You'll be known by every nation
You'll only get one meal a day
There was a bit of a budget snafu
And food funding is insufficient
We can't really enforce a curfew
As there is no light or sound
Just one of the many problems with hosting a sporting event in space

Attention all athletes
There are minor scheduling adjustments
Space disc is totally cancelled
Space swords is totally cancelled
Space luge is also cancelled
And all other events are pending

Welcome to your Space Olympics
All the oxygen has run out
And someone who will not be named
Accidentally hit self-destruct
As you file to your escape pods
I'll distract the alien hoards
And as I stare death in the face
I know my sins will take me to hell

You do it for the love
My love
And there ain't no woman that can take your spot, my love


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  • +1
    General CommentThis song is weird as hell, but it's another one that gets funnier the more you listen to it.
    strykerchickon February 18, 2009   Link
  • +1
    General CommentI love this song because it's so tragically hilarious. I feel bad for all the stupid tards in the Space Olympics.

    YOU'RE A WINNER!
    LocketRauncherson March 27, 2009   Link
  • +1
    General CommentDamn, I was about to compete in Space Luge!!!
    demonofloveon June 03, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Comment"And there ain't no woman that can take your spot, my love". I C wut U did there
    jek21on February 16, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThe song is hilarious...The Olympics start then gradually just deteriorate. Everything goes wrong.
    J-Rizzoon November 01, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI don't get the end.

    "You do it for the love
    My love
    And there ain't no woman that can take your spot, my love"

    Hilarious song though.
    J-Rizzoon September 19, 2010   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThe end of the song is a quote from the Justin Timberlake song "My Love."
    insulatedbearon July 28, 2011   Link
  • -1
    General Comment3022? Must be the winter motherfuckin space olympics.
    mrhat1065on February 10, 2009   Link

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