Shut up!
Bloody yelling out
Talkin' to your girlfriend before the show she reckons you're a weak prick!
She pestered ya for a whole year to have a threesome and you wouldn't fucken be in it!
Anyone here'd jump at the chance!
And you going, 'Oh he might have a bigger cock than me, his balls sack might be tighter than my bastard'
Whine, whine, fucken whine!
Now finally agreed, she told me, after a year
She invites another bloke around, you got pissed and he shot in your arse!
And you won't fucken let it go!
'Oh huh huh he shot in me arse'
Oh whine, whine, give it up!
He shot your arse, it's ended forget it, get on with yer life!
Your just pissed off cos he keeps phoning you up. Your girlfriend can't reach orgasm 'less she watches you being rooted!
No bloody forget about it, get over it, realise that he shot in your arse and it's ended!
And get on with yer life and use this as fucken therapy
He shot yer arse and that's the end of it!
As long as he didn't shoot my arse!


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    Song MeaningThis routine means one of the best methods for a stand-up to manage a heckler
    TheDirgeon February 09, 2009   Link

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