Yes you’re really gorgeous,
Very nearly flawless,
But why didn't your aunt teach you to dance.
Yes you’re really gorgeous,
Your arse should win awards, yeah.
Why didn't your aunt teach you to dance (Yo).

Jennifer, skin was like cinnamon,
Took her for dinner and then to the cinema,
One week, still hadn't been with her,
Took her out clubbin’ , that’s when I knew,
Soon as she wiggled it all seem familiar,
Kerry and Lydia did something simular.
I've heard a rule, a line you should tread,
If she can’t dance she’s rubbish in bed!

Slow down pretty,
Girl can you dance,
It’s such a pity,
Girl can you dance,
You might be witty,
Now Girl can you dance,
It’s such a pity,
Girl can you dance.

Yes you really gorgeous,
Very nearly flawless,
But why didn't your aunt teach you to dance.
Yes you’re really gorgeous,
Your arse should win awards, yeah.
Why didn't your aunt teach you to dance (Ah ha).

You might have the chat and the batty to match,
I'm looking good when you’re sat in my lap,
Your body is banging I’m happy with that,
But you ain't got rhythm and that is a fact,
Spillin’ your drink, steppin’ on toes,
A pussy cat doll you’re not, NO!
Nobody's perfect look at my lips,
But you need some lesson's in shaking your hips.


Slow down pretty,
Girl can you dance,
It’s such a pity,
Girl can you dance,
You might be witty,
Girl can you dance,
It’s such a pity,
Girl can you dance.

Watch your glass,
Watch your feet,
Pay some attention to what’s in the beat,
Watch your feet,
Watch your glass,
Watch the way you shake that, shake that, shake that, shake that, shake...

You walk the walk and talk the talk,
Know how to use a knife and fork,
You smell just like a girl should smell,
Mademoiselle, by Channel,
Tick all the boxes except for one,
It’s pretty important ‘cos this is a lot,
The dancing box that's where it's at,
'Cos if you got rhythm your good in the sack.

Slow down pretty,
Girl can you dance,
It’s such a pity,
Girl can you dance,
You might be witty,
Girl can you dance,
It’s such a pity.

Slow down pretty,
Girl can you dance,
It’s such a pity,
Girl can you dance,
You might be witty,
Girl can you dance,
It’s such a pity,
Girl you can’t dance.


Lyrics submitted by cpfcgangster, edited by Marshmalow

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    General Commentsome of the lyrics for 'girl cant dance' by example are wrong!! =/ please check them.

    Thank you =)
    libbyannon September 05, 2010   Link
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    cpfcgangsteron January 12, 2009   Link

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