(Pelle)
I bought no gifts this year
and I slept with your sister
I know I should have thought twice
Before I kissed her
But with the year we had last
And the dress that she wore
I just went along for the ride
And I came back for more

And I'm sorry baby.....

(Cyndi)
That's all ok honey cause see...

I bought no tree this year
And I slept with your brother
I wrecked your Daddy's car
And went down on your Mother.
I set your record collection on fire
And said I never knew
Felt kind of bad about that
And I know you did too

pre chorus 1 (both)
So whatever you say, it's all fine by me
Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree
Cause the snow keeps on fallin´ even though we were bad
It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad

Chorus 1 (both)
And spend this Christmas together

verse 2
(Pelle)
I married you last year
Bet you thought I was sober, right?
But I was drunk as a skunk and I made a mistake
This could all have been over

(Cyndi)
Ah honey please don't
Excuse your behaviour
Cause I hired a hitman and changed your will
It's now all in my favour

pre chorus 2 (both)
So whatever you say, it's all fine by me
Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree
Cause the snow keeps on fallin´ even though we were bad
It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad

Chorus 2 (both)
And spend this Christmas together
(repeats)

(Pelle)
Holding on without any reason
Cause something's strong this holiday season

pre chorus 3 (both)
So whatever you say, it's all fine by me
And who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree
Cause the snow keeps on fallin´ even though we were bad
It'll cover the filth, we should both just be glad

Chorus 3 (both)
And spend this Christmas together
(repeats)


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    General CommentThis song is brilliant in that it is about a dysfunctional relationship's sentiments towards Christmas.
    Cinderwildon December 30, 2008   Link

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