Just whenever? Yeah yeah, alright alright

It's Christmas day and I'm alone again
She's with him now, I'm with my loneliness
She ran away, four months ago
Left with his sleigh, for the north pole
Please come back home and leave that fat man alone

Santa, you bitch
Didn't get a damn thing from my Christmas list
All I got was this broken heart and that's it
Santa, you bitch
Oh, there's only one thing that I truly wish
I wish my old girl would've never kissed Saint Nick
Would've never kissed Saint Nick

I saw them dancing under mistletoe
Thought it was nothing but I guess I didn't know
(I guess I didn't know)
That there was something going on with them
Santa, you player, I thought we were friends
Please come back home and leave that fat man alone

Santa, you bitch
Didn't get a damn thing from my Christmas list
All I got was this broken heart and that's it
Santa, you bitch
Oh, there's only one thing that I truly wish
I wish my old girl would've never kissed Saint Nick
Would've never kissed Saint Nick

Oh, santa, you bitch
Didn't get a damn thing from my Christmas list
All I got was this broken heart and that's it
Santa, you bitch
Oh, there's only one thing that I truly wish
I wish my old girl would've never kissed

Santa, you bitch
Didn't get a damn thing from my Christmas list
All I got was this broken heart and that's it
Santa, you bitch
Oh, there's only one thing that I truly wish
I wish my old girl would've never kissed Saint Nick


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    haha I love this song! "Santa you bitch" makes me laugh every time :o)

    FootprintsWashedAwayon December 04, 2008   Link
  • 0
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    "Santa, you bitch" is the funniest thing. It was so random!

    MyFailingEmpireon December 04, 2008   Link
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    I love this song! I keep playing it over and over.

    "Please come back home and leave that fat man alone" LMFAO. Who would run away with Santa when they could have John Ohhh or anyone from The Maine?

    rockcitydrugon December 06, 2008   Link
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    SANTA YOU PLAYER I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS : (

    lovelyboneson December 19, 2008   Link
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    i loveee this song !

    radfulon December 22, 2008   Link
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    lol this song is fricken hilarious! does it even have a meaning?

    grace22on January 11, 2009   Link
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    This song reflects a part in my life. It's about a guy's ex-girlfriend who left him for his best friend; The best friend is portrayed as Santa because he could've gave the guy gifts, etc. Instead he backstabbed his friend and gone with his ex.

    tdrdron January 26, 2009   Link
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    I kinda agree with the guy at the bottom.My story was kinda like it.It was almost dec. and i didnt know my girl was going out with my friend before.until I saw them singing to some kind of videoke rooms in the mall. then she left me.haha.they went to the north pole.haha

    mOusSeeSsuOmon April 30, 2009   Link
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    buahahahaha! love it! 5 stars!

    beatingheartsbaby94on November 30, 2009   Link
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    i agree with tdrdr. It's def about a guys best friend and he steals his girlfriend. Santa is always a portrayed as a good person, of course, and his friend was supposed to be good but instead he turned out to be a backstabber.

    nothingpersonalkayleeon December 20, 2009   Link

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