They call it KFC Cause it's not really chicken
Hot Cheetos for breakfast makes a young student sicken
Do you ever think someone's tricking you (x3 echo)

And the guy in the pulpit is a bigot and a liar
Some kid walks into my school and opens fire
Heard any good jokes lately? Cause we sure do need 'em
My punk band's called Operation Iraqi Freedom

[Chrous]
So what's it gonna be?
Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy creamer?

A new love is burning up in me
Cause 1 in 4 American girls has an STD
And you can buy yourself some implants
But you can't buy a soul, Threat Level Orange
With your chest puffed out, what are you so afraid about?
With your chest puffed out, what are you so afraid about?
What are you so afraid of?
What are you so afraid of?

What's it gonna be?
Are you real to me?
Or are you non-dairy creamer?

And two gay guys got married
And brought the family to it's knees
How did they blow us to smitherines
Just a couple of queens
How did they do it, I'm tellin' you now
They brought marriage to an end
And I found myself some culprits
It's two young gay

Republicans!
Young Gay Republicans
Young Gay Republicans
Young Gay Republicans

What's it gonna be? (what's it gonna be?)
Are you real to me? (are you real to me?)
Or are you non-dairy (non-dairy)
Creamer? (creamer)

What's it gonna be? (what's it gonna be?)
Are you real to me? (are you real to me?)
Or are you non-dairy (non-dairy)
Creamer?

Mission Accomplished
Mission Accomplished
Mission Accomplished
Mission Accomplished


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    I love this song! I'm so happy that 3eb is coming out with new material-they literally are my favorite band. I love that this song is political and unafraid of being polarizing. It's a great commentary on where we've come to in America, and how sad it is.

    Can someone explain the third verse to me? I get the pro-gay gist of it but it seemed more specific than that but I didn't quite get what it meant

    Pecks7189on December 20, 2008   Link

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