There was an old farmer who lived on a rock,
He sat in the meadow just shaking his

Fist at some boys who were down by the crick,
Their feet in the water, their hands on their

Marbles and play things and at a half passed four,
There came a young lady she looked like a

Pretty, young creature,
She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress
And she showed them her

Ruffles, and laces and white fluffy duck,
She said she was learning a new way to

Bring up her children, so they would not spit,
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling

Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt,
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her

Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock,
He looked like a man with a sizable

Home in the country, with a big fence out front,
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her

Little pet dog, who was subject to fits,
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her

Small tender hands with a movement so quick,
And then she'd bend over and suck on his

Candy so tasty made of butterscotch,
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her

Cookies that she had left out on her shelf,
If you think this is dirty
You can go fuck yourself!


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    General CommentThere;s an animated music video for this song on youtube that is absolutely hilarious
    LBDamnedon March 15, 2009   Link
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    General CommentMy friend told me to listen to this... Arrogant Worms is one of the coolest bands ever... XD I was laughing the whole time while I watched the animated vid on youtube.
    doubtdechagnyon October 09, 2009   Link
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    General CommentI love this song so much XD I laugh every time I hear it
    Hikbubon May 12, 2013   Link
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    Song MeaningThe last word of every first line rhymes with the last dirty word of the last line. It makes one assume a lot (sexually). Hence, The Assumption Song.
    janeaparis1on February 15, 2014   Link

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