Stop talking about comic books or I’ll kill you
I don’t care if the Hulk could defeat the Man of Steel
I’m gonna rearrange your face if you continue to debate
Whether Logan’s claws could pierce Steve Roger’s shield

I just couldn’t care less if they bring back Craven
And I don’t care if Spider-Man’s a clone
Stop spending all our cash
On back issues of The Flash
Or I swear to God you’re gonna spend your twilight years alone

You can call them “graphic novels”
They’re still just plain old comic books to me
And I don’t see why must always ceaselessly discuss
The post-Zero Hour continuity

For the last time I won’t read those Kirby X-Men
You know that I prefer the work he did for DC
And if you don’t wanna die
You’ll lose that Overstreet Price Guide
Comic Buyer’s Guide and Wizard Magazine

But please get the new Invisibles for me



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