"the bigger the figure" as written by and A Wilder M Barer....
I've got a woman as big as a house yes sir
She's as big as a two family house with a porch and a fence
You won't believe what you see when you look at her
She's enormous colossal tremendous gigantic immense

Why try to deny it
She's just what I like
If she goes on a diet
I'll go on strike

The bigger the figure the better I like her
The better I like her the better I feed her
The better I feed her the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure the more I can love

She's exactly like a watermelon
Big and round and sweet
In a party dress
She may be quite a mess
But I love her a lot
So what if she's not so neat

The bigger the figure the better I like her
The better I like her the better I feed her
The better I feed her the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure the more I can love

If she ever eats me out of money
And we need the rent
That'll be a cinch
'Cause when we're in a pinch
I can put her to work under a circus tent

The bigger the figure the better I like her
The better I like her the better I feed her
The better I feed her the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure the more I can love

She's exactly like a watermelon
Big and round and sweet
In a party dress
She may be quite a mess
But I love her a lot
So what if she's not so neat

The bigger the figure

The better I like her

The better I like her

The better I feed her

The better I feed her the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure the more I can love

The bigger the figure the better I like her
The better I like her the better I feed her
The better I feed her the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure the more I can love


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"The Bigger the Figure" as written by M Barer A Wilder

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    General CommentHere's to my grand daddy who died in the 1990's. He was 6'3 and lean. Granny was 5' when young and she was slim. He loved her more than life itself, but how he liked those fat girls! We used to give him half naked fat lady playing cards and posters for Christmas. 300 lbs and up were his favorite and he was a handsome, wonderful man! Not easy to dislike a man who tells all women they need to eat and then cooks for them to fatten 'em up:) Miss you, Grampy...so much.
    spinachsaladon October 29, 2011   Link

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