"Smoke Two Joints" as written by and Michael A. Kay Chris Kay....
I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more

Oh, my daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard working man"
My mama she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can"
But then one day I met a man who came up to me and said
"Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head"

So now,
I smoke two joints when I get up, in the car I smoke two joints
I smoke two joints when I play video game, and at every ten thousand points
(I smoke two joints)
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more

Oh, my daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard working man"
My mama she once told me, "Son, you do the bet you can"
But then one day I met a man who came up to me and said
"Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head"

I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more

SMOKE TWO JOINTS
That's what I do
SMOKE TWO JOINTS
Come smoke two joints with me in the morning
SMOKE TWO JOINTS
Come smoke two joints with me in the afternoon, yeah
SMOKE TWO JOINTS
Hey, would you rather smoke two joints or rather do your homework?
SMOKE TWO JOINTS
I new you were going to say that!
SMOKE TWO JOINTS
SMOKE TWO JOINTS
That's what I do!
SMOKE TWO JOINTS


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"Smoke Two Joints" as written by Michael A Kay Chris Kay

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  • +1
    General Commentgreat rasta feeling when this song plays, great song to smoke to! but is this guy saying he smokes because its so good or is it because he got hooked on the habbit by the man he met one day. either the man "showed him the light" in the it was a good thing, or the man "got him started" in a bad way. now i know marijuana isnt addictive , but habbits start that people may not want. i personally know i am not addicted but i dont think i ever want to stop. is that an addiction? can people be addicted to anything that feels good? rollercoasters, sex, food, dancing, listening to music, working, mowing the yard, even taking a piss? who's to say this guy enjoys smoking two joints, perhaps he's trying to quit.

    Porbably not, weed is too damn good and this guy knows it
    JMillon December 12, 2008   Link
  • +1
    Song MeaningThis is clearly a crypto-Marxist allusion to the factors that keep society balanced. When he 'smokes two joints' expresses a deep realisation that the bonds between honest working class folk are destroyed by the huge growth available from capital investment, compared with overall economic growth, causing instability in capitalist society.

    This couldn't be spelt out more clearly than in the reference to war and peace, the eternal crucible capitalism uses to oppress the person in the street. Sadly the authour's parents are complicit in this destructive cycle.
    callcopseon June 12, 2014   Link
  • 0
    My OpinionToo right, an awesome song. A brilliant subtlety of humour as well.
    Jimmehboion August 10, 2009   Link
  • -1
    General CommentPFFT, Joints are Wasteful
    GoldDragonon November 09, 2009   Link

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