Word is you slept in a weird position
and your back and your shoulders are aching.
I say my stomach is chewing its way out
from the inside 'cause I've gone three days now without eating
I died
on a cross
trainer,
getting in shape for you.
I fell
at the first
hurdle,
you tell me I always do.
You asked if I'd be anyone from history, fact or fiction, dead or alive:
I said, "I'd be Tony Cascarino, circa 1995".

We're feeling so much more content knowing where our allegiances lie.
Since our kayfabe friends have upped and left, you and I.

The time we spent around each others' waists,
the time spent expressing my distaste.
With my eyes on a lightbulb I choose to
keep your birthday present for myself.
Blow candles, your ill health.
I'm being paid £35 an hour
as a specialist foot fetish model,
flatter my arches, I pirouette for them.
I pick the angles, hide my ingrown toenail.

You think you're the needle
that drains the blood donation,
you're just a repetition on an old, worn-out pin cushion.

We're feeling so much more content knowing where our allegiances lie.
Since our kayfabe friends have upped and left, you and I.

As the bus pulls away, I stare at the last field
before we hit the city, that emotional minefield
I seduced your ex-boyfriend, to help you get over him,
you found him more attractive, it helped you get over me.

We're feeling so much more content knowing where our allegiances lie.
Since our kayfabe friends have upped and left, you and I.

In the shower, I chew the soap bar
from the plastic, the morning after.
I love the look of empathy in your eyes
I love the look of lust between your thighs.


Lyrics submitted by shrodes

All Your Kayfabe Friends Lyrics as written by Oliver Briggs Aleksandra Berditchevskaia

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  • +1
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    a) I fixed it b) Instead of whining, tell me what's wrong and I'll fix it. I've listened several times and I have probably 95% of the lyrics correct.

    shrodeson September 13, 2008   Link
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    General Comment

    "Kayfabe" is a bit of terminology that's used by insiders in the pro wrestling business. It refers to events that are portrayed to the audience as being "real" but that aren't actually "real" in real life.

    For example, if Wrestler X and Wrestler Y are involved in a storyline where they hate each other's guts, but then they're best friends backstage, the hatred between Wrestler X and Wrestler Y is said to be "kayfabe."

    Given that, I would presume that in the context of this song, "kayfabe friends" are people who act like they're your friends but really aren't.

    C. V. Catulluson September 20, 2008   Link
  • +1
    General Comment

    Tony Cascarino was an football striker that was a prolific player in 1995 with Olympique de Marseille, in his autobiography (which is quite interesting) he writes that he had struggled with gambling and infidelity his whole career.

    U4iaon December 01, 2008   Link
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    Well, for starters. "we're feeling so much more content knowing where our alleigances lie, since our kayfabe friends have upped and left, you and i".

    bobbymaloneon September 13, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    "I died on the crosstrainer getting in shape for you"

    eddie7sfon September 14, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    "I fell at the first hurdle" 'I'm being paid 35 pounds an hour"

    xendless_xurbiaon October 20, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    Its "Flatten my arches, I pirouette for them. I choose the angles, hide my ingrown toenails"

    hahaheeheehahaon October 29, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    I love the "I died on the cross...trainer" biblical reference

    U4iaon December 02, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    tony cascarino and gareth campesino look a lot alike. perhaps a little joke in this choice?

    mthowell15on December 05, 2008   Link
  • -1
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    a) you got the title wrong. b) all of these rushed attempts at listening to the lyrics, that you have put up are really shit.

    bobbymaloneon September 12, 2008   Link

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