Oooh, River, please don’t kill me with your brain
I know that you’re insane.
Still you’re smarter than your brother,
Can’t seem to find himself a lover.
Can’t even get into Kaylee’s jumpsuit
Got the personality of a breadfruit.
River, please don’t kill me your brain.

Now, Mal Reynolds, please don’t sling me thru your ship,
That’s such a painful trip
Sorry if I said something wrong,
I didn’t know your kick was so strong.
I didn’t know I could push you so far,
Heck, this kind of thing never happens on Star Trek.
Mal Reynolds, please don’t sling me thru your ship,

Oooh, Firefly, keep lyin’,
Misbehave and keep on tryin’,
For another chance to be those
Big Damn Heroes of Serenity.

Oooh, now, Jayne, please don’t shoot me with your gun.
I know that you’re the one
Who sent the cops on Simon and River
Too dumb to think they’d never deliver
Still, in Canton, they think you’re a hunk,
We know where you’ll be: in your bunk!
Jayne, please don’t shoot me with your gun.

Oooh, now, Kaylee, please don’t kill me with your smile
You’re such a flower child.
Inarra’s the beauty, but you’ve got the heart
Givin’ your love to each engine part
You’re the mechanic we all want to meet
Even Jubal Early thinks you’re sweet.
Kaylee, please don’t kill me with your smile

Oooh, Firefly, keep lyin’,
Misbehave and keep on tryin’,
For another chance to be those
Big Damn Heroes of Serenity.

Oooh, now, Shepherd, please don’t whack me with your book
You’ve got that priestly look
Sure know a hell of lot about guns,
I don’t think you’ve been hanging out with nuns.
Nice try trying to keep River in line,
It’s a shame your hair looks like ol’ Einstein.
Shepherd, please don’t whack me with your book

Oooh, Wash, please don’t blind me with your shirt.
We know who wears the skirt
With you and Zoe, she’s got the balls
But that don’t miskit into the walls
Still you ain’t no wuss as a pilot
Just click, click, click and you’re ready to style it
Wash, please don’t blind me with your shirt.

Oooh, Firefly, keep lyin’,
Misbehave and keep on tryin’,
For another chance to be those
Big Damn Heroes of Serenity.

Firefly, keep lyin’,
Misbehave and keep on tryin’,
For another chance to be those
Big Damn Heroes of Serenity.



Lyrics submitted by Rick3540

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