Watching 'Castaway' Sunday at work with Rotten-Tooth Nick. This would be hard if I gave a shit. Another night of staring at my cellphone. Finally, the bar lights are on. Now I'm sitting in my Scion, alone in line at Taco Bell. It's just as well. Buying scratch-offs, or bumping meth down mogadore road. Life is sad but at least it's short. Sam says if she misses one more payment, they'll take away her dolphin-plated Jeep. She hopes she'll win the lottery first. I hope she wins the lottery.
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