"Too Drunk" as written by Joshua Todd, Keith Edward Nelson and Steven L. Dacanay....
I hit the bottle in the morning in the summer time
I quit my job cause it gets in the way
I find a party by the ocean buy the cheapest wine,
Tell my friends to come and waste the day.

I got a dime bag, corduroys, colored sleeves,
And a bindle with some LSD.
Now I'm just looking for a girl to meet to help me forget my name.

I could spend my lifetime getting high,
Never wanna live in suit and tie.
Most of us are just living a lie,
Drunk getting fucked up every night.

I'm getting drunk all night I'm getting drunk all day
I'm getting drunk all night I'm sorry but I have to say,
I'm too drunk to fuck.

Now the party was jumping and the girls were fine with the lipstick summer glaze.
I got so many women coming after me I put some pussy on layaway.
I was smoked out, tore up, drunk as fuck,
And I wouldn't wanna change a thing.
Young and dumb and full of cum with a sugar loaded candy cane.

I could spend my lifetime getting high.
Never wanna live in suit and tie.
Most of us are just living a lie,
Drink getting fucked up every night.

I'm getting drunk all night I'm getting drunk all day
I'm getting drunk all night I'm getting drunk all day
I'm getting drunk all night I'm getting drunk all day
I'm getting drunk all night,
I'm sorry but I have to say.
I'm too drunk to fuck you!
Yeah I'm too drunk to fuck you (guitar plays for a bit).

I can't eat cant sleep and I'm bored as fuck and the girl I want just walked away.
She just found out I'm too drunk to fuck,
Looks like I'm not getting laid.
I could spend my lifetime getting high,
Never wanna live in suit and tie.
Most of us are just living a lie,
Drunk getting fucked up every night.

I'm getting drunk all night I'm getting drunk all day
I'm getting drunk all night I'm getting drunk all day
I'm getting drunk all night I'm getting drunk all day
I'm getting drunk all night.
I'm sorry but I have to say,
I'm too drunk to f**k you! [repeat: x3]


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"Too Drunk..." as written by Keith Nelson Joshua Todd

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    General Commenthaha i love this song idk why its just really funny. but its pretty easy to understand what its about. but i also read that josh todd said the song was abut his youth. anyways the new album should be...interesting when it comes out.
    vern93on August 03, 2008   Link
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    General Commentstay classy, san diego.
    jeremyon August 04, 2008   Link
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    General CommentThese are the correct lyrics:
    I hit the bottle in the morning in the summertime
    I quit my job 'cuz it gets in the way
    I find a party by the ocean, buy the cheapest wine
    Call up my friends to come and waste the day

    I got a dimebag, corduroys, colored sleeves
    And a bindle and some LSD
    Now I'm just looking for a girl to meet
    To help me to forget my name

    I could spend my lifetime getting high
    Never wanna live in a suit and tie
    Most of us are just living a lie
    That's why we get fucked up everynight

    I'll get drunk all night
    Oh, I'll get drunk all day
    Oh, I'll get drunk all night
    I'm sorry but I have to say

    I'm too drunk to fuck

    Now the party was jumping, and the girls were fine
    With their lipstick, summer glaze
    I got so many women coming after me
    I put some pussy on layaway

    I was smoked out, tore up, drunk as fuck
    And I wouldn't want to change a thing
    Young and dumb and full of cum
    With a sugar-loaded candy cane

    I could spend my lifetime getting high
    Never wanna live in a suit and tie
    Most of us are just living a lie
    That's why we get fucked up everynight

    I'll get drunk all night
    Oh, I'll get drunk all day
    Oh, I'll get drunk all night
    Oh, I'll get drunk all day

    Oh, I'll get drunk all night
    Oh, I'll get drunk all day
    Oh, I'll get drunk all night
    I'm sorry but I have to say

    I'm too drunk to fuck, yeah
    Oh yeah, I'm too drunk to fuck, yeah

    I can't eat, can't sleep, and I'm bored as fuck
    And the girl I want just walked away
    She just found out I'm too drunk to fuck
    Looks like I'm not getting laid

    I could spend my lifetime getting high
    Never wanna live in a suit and tie
    Most of us are just living a lie
    That's why we get fucked up everynight

    I'll get drunk all night
    Oh, I'll get drunk all day
    Oh, I'll get drunk all night
    Oh, I'll get drunk all day

    Oh, I'll get drunk all night
    Oh, I'll get drunk all day
    Oh, I'll get drunk all night
    I'm sorry but I have to say

    I'm too drunk to fuck, yeah
    Yeah, no, I'm too drunk to fuck, yeah
    I'm too drunk to fuck, yeah
    Somebody help me
    Lord have mercy, somebody help me
    I can't fucking breathe, I'm too drunk to fuck
    Sabbra21on August 06, 2008   Link
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    General CommentLove this song. Catchy as hell
    BobbyjointRitualon August 21, 2008   Link
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    General CommentI'm pretty sure this song is referring to the Dead Kennedys. They had a song called Too Drunk to Fuck, and they're both about getting really wasted.
    forgottentimeson August 31, 2008   Link
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    General CommentI *think* what he's saying is that some girl has her hot pussy spread for him but because he's too drunk, he can't get it up. Since they can't fuck, the girl left. I'm not sure though - I'm too drunk to understand the lyrics at the moment.
    hectopascalon September 09, 2008   Link
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    General Commentah ive been there
    freezedrysealdanon October 11, 2008   Link
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    General CommentCool catchy song.... the second guitar "solo" with like a minute left in the song is the rift from Purple Haze by Hendrix, cool little nod to Hendrix there
    Dixon88on November 02, 2008   Link
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    General CommentGood catchy song.
    As well as the second solo being the riff from Purple Haze, the one before that is the riff from Hey Joe, also by Hendrix.
    Kiwi17on May 20, 2009   Link
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    General CommentAaahhh...a window into Buckcherry's life lol.
    xrockfistxon July 26, 2009   Link

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