First off don't bring a gift unless it's the host's birthday. And for God's sake, don't wear a costume unless it's Halloween. And don't worry about a thing, we're gonna make you fit right in. Teaching T-Bone how to party, teaching T-Bone how to win. If you've brought a pack of gum, make sure you offer a stick to someone but don't really give them a stick of gum, just give them an empty wrapper that looks like it might have gum in it. And when they open it and see there's no gum they'll think that you're cool and you'll be the life of the party. Don't quote your friend's new band that hasn't even played a show, if you're gonna quote pop culture make sure it's something everybody knows. Like Brisco County Junior, or Top Gun. And not Lethal Weapon 2 or 3, but Lethal Weapon 1.

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