If I were George Clooney, my head would explode. I could never handle the pain, and I could never take the fame of what it means to be George Clooney. If I were Joel Schumacher I would kill myself. How does he sleep at night? Does he think that it's all right that he made a Batman movie which made the series a mockery? If I were Arnold Schwarzenegger I would play a yodeling solo.
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