I don't know why I woke up in the middle of the night, but I had a funny feeling that something was not right. So I called my boyfriend up on the telephone, and when he answered it I should have known. He said in five hundred years he would die for my sins, and that he'd traveled back in time to make things right again. And he inhabits the body of my boyfriend and I just wish this whole thing would come to an end. Cause I don't want to date the robochrist, my old boyfriend was so nice. He was only five foot five, but you can't fake being alive. Robochrist came from the future back to the past. Don't you know he's saving souls and he's kicking ass? But for me it's a different story, cause I really miss my boy Maury.
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