I don't think LL Cool J has these problems, all I know is that the ladies love cool James. And I don't think that LL is an Island, no I don't think that LL is like me. Some men are in love with the sea, I loved you once but those days are past, and tomorrow I shall leave ye avast. Just stop right now cause I know what you'll say, and first off it's pronounced Morrisey not Morrisay. And I'm not at all trying to be like him, for there will never be another man like him. Some men have no need for little girls, one of those men is me. This is goodbye and I want to let you know, no other woman will love me like you did, will you kiss me once more before you go? I'll give you this necklace to remember me with. The sea's bosom is much larger than yours, but not nearly as warm in the night, she shall be my only one forever, the only one to ever treat me right.
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