The bathrooms down the hall, the sink is here. Your ethics are murky the answer is clear. The existence of god was a big deceit, I don't see why I need to lift the toilet seat. Your anger is fleeting, there's no need to fume. Don't kick me out of your house because I don't use your bathroom. Death's around the corner, and here is a drain. What room do you have to complain? Pee in the sink.
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