We used to eat our meals together. We'd have salad every day. We even used that fat free dressing, baby. But girl, you went away. Now I'm microwaving bacon while the oven heats up my frozen pizza that I'm about to go eat up. And baby, I got news for you. It's not because I missed you. If I was going to tell the truth, I just missed junk food. The fat free dressing's gone out the window, I'm putting ranch on my pizza pie. I can't believe how long we stayed together, I can't believe how much of my food wasn't fried. I'm not gonna have anymore heartache, I'm just gonna have another cheese steak. Go date a bunch of other guys, I'll just work on my chilli cheese fries. Don't tell me I was in your sex dream, tell me where you keep the ice cream. I think it would kill me if I took you back, and honestly I'd rather have another heart attack.
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