"Rocks Instead of Rice" as written by Josh Kear, Chris Tompkins and Kellie Pickler....
Long, white limousine pulls up to a church
A sick part of me wishes it was a hearse
I didn't get an invitation, but I'm here anyway
And I don't care if I'm crashing their big day

Well, it might not be too christian of me
And it might not be too nice
But I wish we were all just standing around
Throwing rocks instead of rice

Long, white dress; this must be some kinda joke
Virgin, please! She ain't fooling these folks
If the three of us were on Jerry Springer, I'd be pulling her hair
And I'd kick that lying sack of shoulda-known-better in the you-know-where


Well, the vows they just made
Sounded sweet and sincere
Place your bets
My money's on less than a year


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"Rocks Instead Of Rice" as written by Josh Kear Chris Tompkins

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    General CommentHahaha..This song is awesome..I think it might be about one of her ex-boyfriends gettin married and even though she didnt get invited she crashes the wedding and she doesnt care if its meant to be the happiest day of their lives..x
    And obviously as the title says when everyone is throwing rice and confetti at the couple she wishes they were throwing rocks at the couple.x
    deedee38on June 21, 2009   Link

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