General Francisco Franco
Never went outside
And jumped into his car
And took a ride

And Adolf Hitler
Would stay in his house, watch his soaps
Close all of the blinds
And drink cheap beer

And Mussolini, yeah
Never ate ice cream
Whoa-oh

And Attila the Hun
Never fell in love
Never plucked a flower from the ground
And put it in her hair, where it belonged

And Joseph Stalin
Never went downtown
Kicked off both of his shoes
And ran around

And Mussolini, yeah
Never ate ice cream
Whoa-oh

Mussolini, yeah
Never ate ice cream
Whoa-oh

And Richard Nixon
Hated poetry
Said "Other people's feelings
Mean nothing to me"

If only the Ku Klux Klan
Would all wear skirts
Get subscriptions to Ebony
So many people wouldn't get hurt

And Mussolini, yeah
Never ate ice cream
In the summer
With the top down
It'd drip on his lap
And that would be fine


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