Who can shove a Contra up your ass?
Beat Khadaffi with a touchdown pass?
Who's got chunks of J.F.K.'s head
Floating in a jar of formaldehyde under his bed?
Who sucks off the Pope behind closed doors?
And spits the cum into your open sores?
Who can squash republics like bananas?
And try to pick-off cigar smokers in Havana?
Who can snake a tire iron down your throat
And laugh as you're falling in the moat?
Who'll hand-feed a Zionist with a spoon?
And kick the Palestinians to the moon?
Who can plant a car bomb in Beirut?
And make peasants suck on united fruits?
Who gives you a piece of the rock?
As you're sucking-off their ugly cock?
Who can slip a needle in your arm?
Three days later you have bought the farm
Who can train guerillas by the dozen?
And send them out to kill their untrained cousins?
Who can stab a rumor in your back?
So when you bleed it's documented fact
Who wears black and drives around in big dark cars?
And takes to the sky in silver bright cigars
Who can steal the jungles of Zaire?
And then wish you a happy new year
Who can take the sugar from the sack
Put in L.S.D. and pour it back?
Who's behind the death of Malcolm X
And thousand others while you're having sex?
Who can kill a general in his bed?
Overthrow dictators if they're red?
Who can build a pyramid overseas
From Pretoria to Tel Aviv to Washington D.C.?
Who can take Egyptians, Saudis, and Jordanians
And turn them against the Libyans, Syrians, and Iranians?
Who delivers Bibles to Iran signed by Horsecock Phepner?
C.onfusion I.nterwoven A.s we speak
C.atholic I.nstitutional A.ids
C.entral I.mpotent A.merica
C.omittee to I.nflict A.trocities
C.ontrolling I.ntravenous A.pathy
C.onspiracy of I.nternational A.ffairs
C.onmen I.ndustrializing the A.mazon
C.horeographed dis-I.nformation A.pes
C.omputer I.nformation A.ccumulation with the
C.remation of I.ndonesians A.ssociation carrying out
C.overt I.ndulgence in A.frica while
C.ontinually I.nstigating A.rabs paid for by the
C.ouncil to I.nduce A.rmageddon legislated thru
C.ongressmen I.ndebted to A.ipac which is really a
C.olony of I.ntergalactic A.liens

Or maybe it's the: K.G.B., the B.O.S.S., the D.I.N.A.,
the FBI, the IRS, the COUNCIL ON FOREIGN RELATIONS,
the IMF-WORLD BANK MAFIA, the NATIONAL SECURITY
STATE DEATH SQUADS, or singing in monotheistic 3-part harmony it's: THE MOSSAD INSTITUTE OF TERROR
THE PERSIAN GULF APPLE PIE DICTATORS
THE VATICAN CITY OPIUM FARMERS



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    General CommentIt's obviously about the nastier things the CIA gets up to. Or maybe the KGB?
    flavour countryon August 19, 2008   Link
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    Lyric Correctionumm, here's the full/proper version:

    Who can shove a contra up your ass?
    And beat Khadaffi with a touchdown pass?
    Fucking-a man!
    Fucking-a, it's the CIA (CIA man!)
    Fucking-a, it's the CIA

    Who's got chunks of J.F.K.'s head
    Floating in a jar of formaldehyde under his bed?
    Fucking-a man!
    Fucking-a, it's the CIA (CIA man!)
    Fucking-a, it's the CIA
    Confusion Interwoven As we speak

    Who sucks off the Pope behind closed doors?
    And spits the cum into your open sores
    Fucking-a man!
    Fucking-a, it's the CIA (CIA man!)
    Fucking-a, it's the CIA
    Catholic Institutional Aids

    Who can squash republics like bananas?
    And try to pick off cigar smokers in Havana?
    Fucking-a man!
    Fucking-a, it's the CIA (CIA man!)
    Fucking-a, it's the CIA
    Central Impotent America

    Who can snake a tire iron down your throat?
    And laugh as you're falling down the moat?
    Fucking-a man!
    Fucking-a, it's the CIA (CIA man!)
    Fucking-a, it's the CIA

    Who'll hand-feed a Zionist with a spoon?
    And kick the Palestinians to the moon?
    Fucking-a man!
    Fucking-a, it's the CIA (CIA man!)
    Fucking-a, it's the CIA
    Committee to Inflict Atrocities

    Who can plant a car bomb in Beirut?
    And make the peasants suck on united fruits?
    Fucking-a man!
    Fucking-a, it's the CIA (CIA man!)
    Fucking-a, it's the CIA

    Who gives you a piece of the rock
    As you're sucking off their ugly cock?
    Fucking-a man!
    Fucking-a, it's the CIA (CIA man!)
    Fucking-a, it's the CIA
    Controlling Intravenous Apathy

    Who can slip a needle in your arm?
    And three days later you have bought the farm
    Fucking-a man!
    Fucking-a, it's the CIA (CIA man!)
    Fucking-a, it's the CIA
    Conspiracy of International Affairs

    Who can train guerillas by the dozens and dozens
    And send them off to train their untrained cousins?
    Fucking-a man!
    Fucking-a, it's the CIA (CIA man!)
    Fucking-a, it's the CIA
    Conmen Industrializing the Amazon

    Who can stab a rumor in your back?
    So when you bleed it's documented fact!
    Fucking-a man!
    Fucking-a, it's the CIA (CIA man!)
    Fucking-a, it's the CIA
    Choreographed dis-Information Apes

    Who wears black and drives in big, dark cars?
    And flies around in silver bright cigars
    Fucking-a man!
    Fucking-a, it's the UFO (it's the UFO man!)
    Fucking-a, would you like to go?

    Who can steal the jungles of Zaire and wish you a happy new year?
    Who can take the sugar from the sack, put in LSD and pour it back?
    Who's behind the death of Malcolm X and a thousand others while you're having sex?
    Who can kill a general in his bed, overthrow dictators if they're red?
    Who can build a pyramid overseas from Pretoria to Tel Aviv to Washington D.C.?
    Who can take Egyptians, Saudis and Jordanians and turn them against Libyans, Syrians and Iranians?
    Who delivers bibles to Iran signed by Horse Cock Hephner?

    Or maybe it's the K.G.B, the B.O.S.S, the D.I.N.A, the F.B.I, the I.R.S, the Council on Foreign Affairs, the I.M.F, World Bank Mafia, the National Security, State Death Squads, or singing in monotheistic three-part harmony, it's the Mossad, the Institute of Terror, the Persian Gulf Applie Pie Dictators, the Vatican City Opium Farmers, and the Computer Infortmation Accumulation with the Cremation of Indonesians Association, carrying out Covert Indulgence in Africa while Continually Instigating Arabs paid for by the Council to Induce Armageddon legislated through Congressmen Indebted to Aipac, which is really a Colony of Intergalactic Aliens.
    othatzsokewlon September 07, 2010   Link

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