This is your Uncle Jim speakin' fellas. Nothing in this world is free. You fellas smoke pot? Your Cousin Jim smokes pot. Yeah, he sits around the house, smokes a little pot, drinks a little beer, plays a little music. But he smokes the good stuff, fellas. Not that stuff laced with LSD, ‘cause it will drive you OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!! That’s right, don’t buy any pot in Georgetown, fellas, they’re all undercover narcotics agents GUYS….. And that rest area over there on the Parkway? It's a hangout for three dollar bills. The young crowd hangs out there, guys, the young crowd. I know where the CIA is, it's out in McLean, where you have those high rents. There's acreage out there, the CIA, they've got the gate, I've seen it, fellas, I know where it is. And then Abdullah's Pizza? It's owned by Palestinians fellas. Have you got an aquarium? Is it STOCKED?? Here, here’s thirty dollars fellas, go out and buy some seahorses and STOCK it for your Uncle Jim. I believe in capital punishment, fellas. I’ll kill all those crooks in the capital. In fact, all those insurance salesmen, mafia leaders, congressmen . . . let’s throw ‘em in an arena and release some bulls on ‘em, fellas . . . .’Cause I’m your Uncle Jim. NOTHING in this word is for free. Now yer Uncle Jim’s gonna spew a little garbage on ya, fellas . . . . [trumpet solo]

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