Bartender I really did it this time
Broke my parole to have a good time
When I got home it was 6 am
The door was locked so I kicked it in
She was trippin' on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
She threw my shit out into the yard
Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard
And in my drunken' stuper I did what I shoulda' never done
And now I'm sittin' here, talkin' to you, drunk and on the run

I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her f**kin' car
Crashed that piece of shit and stepped away

You know I'll probably get ten years
So just give me beers til' they get here
Yeah I know the sun is comin' up and ya'll are probably gettin' ready for closin' up
But I'm tryin' to drown my soul I'm tired of this life on a dirt road
And everything that I love is gone and I'm tired of hangin' on

She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park so I jacked the keys to her f**kin' car
Crashed that piece of shit and stepped away

I guess it was meant to be
Romance is misery
So much for memories
And now I'm headed for the penitentiary
See me on tv
The next cop series I am danger
I guess I shoulda' did somethin' 'bout my anger
But I never learned
Real things that don't concern I pour kerosene on everything
I love to watch it burn
You know it's my fault but I wasn't happy it was over
She threw a fit so I crashed that piece of shit

And now I'm goin' back again
Back to the pen to see my friends
And when we all pile out that county van
They're gonna ask me where I've been

I've been at a bar on the inside
And I'm waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park so I jacked the keys to her f**kin' car
Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

Well I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
And I'm waitin' on my ride on the outside
You know I crashed that piece of shit
And then I stepped away
Yeah, I stepped away
You know I crashed that piece of shit
And then I stepped away...


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Bartender Song Lyrics as written by Jerry D. Chestnut

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    This is one of the catchiest songs I've heard in a long time... and not in a bad way either

    juhjuh83on July 29, 2008   Link
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    Perfect white trash song! (in a good way) I Loooovvvvveeee this Song!!!!!!!!! it's just one of those toe tapping songs thats fun to sing and dance too when no one is watching and even when ppl are watching! LOL

    racegirl2005on July 27, 2008   Link
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    hahaa sounds like a life of a drunken mess that has holds grudges. this song is a great fun song. i like the variety of styles of music in the graffiti the world album. these guys are greatt

    naynay32on August 07, 2008   Link
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    I agree with juhjuh83 except its catchy in a bad way. Not very catchy at all to be honest.

    Fireblaston August 26, 2008   Link
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    this song got stuck in my head REAL easy

    Josefupu3on September 07, 2008   Link
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    The original version of this song is much better. Its of there older album. The song title is sittin at a bar. The original has pretty much the same lyrics and feel but has 2 vocalists and the second half sounds more like a rap.

    imsystemon September 19, 2008   Link
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    I agree with imsystem the first version is ten times better and i remember my friend showed me this song she was like i love this song i was like its good Kay but uhhh this isn't the first time I've heard it and I was like it came out a long time ago... she didn't beleive me but I looked it up a showed her lol.

    darbynicoleXDon July 14, 2009   Link
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    I got this song on repeat, i love it

    spockernationon April 16, 2015   Link
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    Hank Williams Jr. released a cover of this song. He censored the lyrics by changing them to 'stole her father's truck' and 'crashed that chevrolet'... It sounds dumb by him, for sure!

    jeff801880on March 24, 2017   Link
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    i fucking hate this stupid song...it's not catchy, it's annoying and every dumb-ass sings along like it perfectly describes their life, when none of them (probably including the artist) has every been in any kind of situation like that

    nazgul2345on June 04, 2009   Link

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