You know my name is Andy Rooney
Did you ever wonder why
Bathrooms are not for bathin'
And ATM machines are redundant
I drink the blood of newborn babies to survive
I'm 135 and I won't ever, ever die, oh yeah

You know my name is Andy Rooney
Did you ever wonder why
Bathrooms are not for bathin'
And ATM machines are redundant
Driveways are for parkin', and parkways are just for drivin'
And I drink the blood of newborn babies to survive
I'm 135 and I won't ever, ever die


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