"You're the Patti Mayonnaise to my Doug Funnie"


on the bow, barely breathing, waiting for this rising tide to take us away. she's old, but we'll sail it. so let us cast away. this ghost town keeps bringing me down. i'm tired and sick and sick and tired of this. so let us cast away.

it's time to leave our worries and problems ashore.

and it burns... burns like a fever dream
we sail these seas in need of something more.

the wind's pickin' up. let's hope it's on our side.
this place is our new home.

brace yourself we're about to hit rough seas. it's coming down you can hear the ocean scream. we'll rise this out and pray to god, "oh please." and when we die we'll swallow water and ghosts we'll be.
in the cabin's safety this fever hates me.

this place is our new home.
we'll drop the anchor and walk along new shores.
we'll raise a family, give them what we had and more.

this place is our new home.







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